Brad Trinkl

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[Brad Trinkl @MoneyInTheTrank]

i want whatever health care Wile E. Coyote has

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TIME TO TWEET

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i don’t trust soup

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@chipbenman @Chipmanzee Plot twist: it’s traditional marinara (simmering for 4 hours)

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@alyssabrette forever the optimist, I am

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@chipbenman I can confirm with my years if engineering experience that a superconductor is a guy who drives trains really fast

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If orange juice was sold with “maximum pulp” I would find it and buy it

Normalize orange juice in the solid form

I would like to drink an orange

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I found this two year old note in my call notes folder at work. I do not remember writing it. I do not know what it means. What happened during this design standup meeting? What did we create? Am I cursed? Did I curse someone else?

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This is some serious Hufflepuff energy

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They say a dogs personality reflects its owner, and Finley’s kennel training has been a testament to that

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@bigmoneyj Watch out Ontario here I come

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feeling the urge to get back into Twitter and be as unhinged as possible. who is with me Chicago (i do not live there)

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Shoutout to all the discarded single-use plastics which helped make this December tornado warning possible #JustMidwestThings

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2021 THE SEARCH FOR DOPAMINE CONTINUES

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@Chipmanzee @cgoochis @chipbenman @Wildkat_97 No.

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Four albums, top to bottom, no skips.
- The National - High Violet
- Foo Fighters - In Your Honor Pt2
- Green Day - American Idiot
- Cloudkicker - Beacons

You’re up, @cgoochis @chipbenman @Chipmanzee @Wildkat_97

[Alyssa @alyssabrette]

Four albums, no skips? More difficult than anticipated. Just had to think of ones I like to sing top to bottom.

Let’s see yours 🤗
@Lux_Andromeda @LeftTurnLaine @DavinLeeG @MoneyInTheTrank

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@BadLuck_Baker JERK

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@BadLuck_Baker I THOUGHT YOU WERE STARTING TO SAY SOMETHING

IM SORRY I ANNOYED YOU WITH MY RESPECT FOR THE THINGS YOU SAY

[Alyssa @alyssabrette]

Can confirm. He has gone around the kitchen cooking and chanting this 🙃

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Post game discussion & coping mechanisms #ChiefsKingdom

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EVERY BODY STOP SINGING. 'TIS NOT THE SEASON. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO THE SKY.