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The official Twitter page of Moses. God is #1. I like long walks on the beach.

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Israelites, ask the Egyptians for articles of silver and gold and clothing. Grab your dough and kneading bowls and let's go! #sweetfreedom

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The Lord was right! After the #TenthPlague Pharaoh not only let us go, but he nearly drove us away! Aaron and I must hurry! #GodIsGreat

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Finally, the Lord shall go forth in the middle of the night and every first-born in the land of Egypt shall die. #TenthPlague #AngelofDeath

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Peek-a-boo Egyptians I can't see you! For I have sent an intense darkness over Egypt. Ready to let them go, Pharaoh? #NinthPlague #lightsout

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Gnats and flies weren't enough bugs so here have some locusts, Pharaoh! I will send locusts that will cover all of Egypt. #EighthPlague

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I will rain down the fiercest hail that Egypt has ever seen. Whatever man or beast not brought into shelter will die from it. #SeventhPlague

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*swallows* I think I just threw up a little looking at the Egyptians covered in these festering boils. #SixthPlague #justletthemgoalready

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Hey Pharaoh, life may be hard without any of your animals. I will afflict all your livestock with a severe pestilence. #FifthPlague

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Bzz! Hope you like that sound because that's all you'll be hearing! I will send thick swarms of flies to infest the Egyptians. #FourthPlague

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I shall turn all of the dust of the earth into gnats throughout the land of Egypt. Even your magicians could not do so, Pharaoh #ThirdPlague

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Sure hope pharaoh and the Egyptians like frogs because they're about to overrun Egypt! Pharaoh, let my people go! #SecondPlague #amphibious

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I will turn all the waters of Egypt into blood. The fish in the river shall die, and the river will become undrinkable. #FirstPlague

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My staff changing into a snake may not have changed pharaoh's mind, but what is soon to come will. Watch out pharaoh... #Godsplan #plagues

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So... just asking pharaoh to let the Israelites go made matters worse. Sorry Israelites you will be free soon. #isittoolatenowtosaysorry

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God just appeared to me in a burning bush and said he has chosen me to lead the Israelites out of slavery?! Glad I have Aaron here to help!