Nabeel Alamgir

Opinions are my own, officially endorsed by my companies, and periodically revealed to me by God atop a mountain.

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

I stopped typing 5 months ago.

My keyboard stats just came in:
-- 93,964 words dictated
-- 155 WPM (top 0.1% of users)
-- 2,495 auto-corrections I never had to touch
-- 52 apps, all voice

For context: the average person types 40 WPM. I'm running 4x that speed just by talking.

-- Where it actually went:
-- 2,255 personal messages
-- 1,702 work messages
-- 744 AI prompts
-- 311 emails
-- 141 documents

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

@defyneric @raincards @wirexapp @Stablecoin @dakota_xyz @blend_money @Morpho @aave @moonpay @daimo @SeismicSys @UmbraPrivacy @privy_io @turnkeyhq https://t.co/bb6uVlG9Fo

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

@BartelloFootbal bro, it was a bloodbath!

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

Never bet against America!

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Who everyone is supporting in today’s USA vs Belgium match

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

@TrueFactsStated Guess what this turd said when American patriots were revolting the boston tea tax. He probably said that he is rooting for England!

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

🚨 BREAKING: Judge blocks Trump’s effort to help America be awesome as fuck!

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 Exclusive: The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card.

FIFA approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee.

FIFA sources insist White House influence could not affect the decision due to the powers contained in Article 27 and the independent nature of the disciplinary panel.

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

It feels great being part of the evil empire.

How can liberals not love this country. What is even wrong with them?

I mean sure we aren’t perfect, but we are the closest to thing to it.

Muricaaaaaa!!!!!

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 Exclusive: The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card.

FIFA approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee.

FIFA sources insist White House influence could not affect the decision due to the powers contained in Article 27 and the independent nature of the disciplinary panel.

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

The trump effect!

[Spotrac @spotrac]

189 red cards have been handed out in the history of the World Cup.

Only 2 have been rescinded:
1962: Garrincha (Brazil)
2026: Balogun (USA)

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

Trump said, “I’ma bring USAID back just for you, FIFA.”

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

The Founding Fathers had quills. You have Claude code.

Quit complaining, get back to work!

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

Mamdani hates the:

— skinny
— whites
— pretty

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

Mamdani and his supporters are the same!

Parents pay the rent.
$95k salary, all spent on food.
Paycheck to paycheck.
No savings, no purpose.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FoxNews Mamdani has built nothing. He is a taker, never a maker.

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

With g-suite the founders could have founded America so much more efficiently.

Sad truly.

[Sundar Pichai @sundarpichai]

Love this re-imagining of America’s founding using Docs, Gmail, Calendar and more from @GoogleWorkspace. Really puts the history in version history :)

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

@M___Morgenstern @Equinox Agreed

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

New month, new me!

Some data on where I am spending my time. Super revealing.

I used Claude + granola for this.

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

So good!

[Matt Grimm @mttgrmm]

@ankurnagpal No you didn't!

Be honest Ankur, what did you actually buy?

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

Erebor already has $4 billion in deposits and they only started six months ago.

Suck in Jason.
Stay losing!

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

There has to be a non-racist way to say:

“Can everyone just shut up and be more American please.”

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

In the winter your heaters will be confiscated!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool.

Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can.

Our City is doing its part too: maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming/turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment.

A stable grid means the AC stays on, and lives are saved. Let's ease demand — and get through the heat — together.

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

60 degrees!

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Mayor Mamdani urges NYC residents to set ACs to 78°F to ease strain on the power grid amid a blistering heatwave.