MongooseStudios

Software Developer | CEO of HTMX/Cheeky 3PM Coffee (same thing) | Streamer | No AI | Just a Guy

[MongooseStudios @Mongoose_Studio]

At long last, everything is done and the videos are all out. You can now binge the tutorial if you feel so inclined.

https://t.co/ciXp1iAX7z

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@dlwiest @JamesRLandrum @control_fiend I've seen that movie.

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@tdesseyn It's because they're ghost jobs.

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@dlwiest @control_fiend Man, that would be baller though. I'd be chickenmaxxing hard if I lived next to a Costco. Would almost make up for all the down sides.

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@PcPhilanthropy Bro just caught a block from the Mongoose, may it injure his reach.

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@skooookum Goodest boy! Many head pats!

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@Stretchedwiener @EllenFWalker

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@kenwheeler It's a sign. You must adopt another fuzzy friend. There are tiny bellies going un-scritched.

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@specialkdelslay @uncertainsys @dlwiest I think they have turned me down before too, but it could also have been pluralsight. Can't remember.

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@valigo Same webcam, similar problems. Something OBS is doing doesn't actually set the camera settings correctly I think.

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All these "video replies" are absolute slop. Someone should be fucking embarrassed, briefly, right before they are fired into the sun.

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@TheMG3D Corn bot literally just liked one of my posts, so if they did it wasn't enough. 🤣

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They're using a thing that generates enormous amounts of math to try and mimic human speech.... that doesn't actually understand anything about the world..... to talk like a cave man..... to tell them to keep things simple.....

[Notion @NotionHQ]

Meet Grug.

Grug is a “Caveman Designer” Custom Agent that our team turns to for blunt, anti-complexity product/design feedback.

Basically: “complexity bad, make simple, make button look like button.”

Here’s what Grug said about a recent All Hands.

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@s4rah_dev @StephenPunwasi Super fun how even our government's strategies are limited to "number go up and to the right forever"

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The algo: "Looks like you don't interact with anyone or anything that is using our new X-Tock feature. Here's random shit you've never watched all up in your feed because that's who's using this silly shit"

Me: :|

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@WarrenInTheBuff @sundarpichai Hope you're doing your best to stay on the heckin good boy list. Not sure you want whatever the alternative is now.

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Round two of "oh god, it's a bubble, put more air in" is "ok, shatbots won't replace you. Augmentation is the future!"

They didn't replace, they don't augment. They produce slop. Fuck you. I hope your investors ensure you never work again.

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@thejobchick @unusual_whales @kakashiii111 Wait until they find the accounts payable. 🤣

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@dlwiest @EddyVGG tf is tf?

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@dlwiest @uncledoomer It's cool, I don't want a job where people consider sweating your butt off in multiple layers of the most useless garments ever made to be mandatory.

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@magnum_d1ngus @SCH_Clay