@dlwiest@control_fiend Man, that would be baller though. I'd be chickenmaxxing hard if I lived next to a Costco. Would almost make up for all the down sides.
They're using a thing that generates enormous amounts of math to try and mimic human speech.... that doesn't actually understand anything about the world..... to talk like a cave man..... to tell them to keep things simple.....
Meet Grug.
Grug is a “Caveman Designer” Custom Agent that our team turns to for blunt, anti-complexity product/design feedback.
Basically: “complexity bad, make simple, make button look like button.”
Here’s what Grug said about a recent All Hands.
The algo: "Looks like you don't interact with anyone or anything that is using our new X-Tock feature. Here's random shit you've never watched all up in your feed because that's who's using this silly shit"
Me: :|
Round two of "oh god, it's a bubble, put more air in" is "ok, shatbots won't replace you. Augmentation is the future!"
They didn't replace, they don't augment. They produce slop. Fuck you. I hope your investors ensure you never work again.
@dlwiest@uncledoomer It's cool, I don't want a job where people consider sweating your butt off in multiple layers of the most useless garments ever made to be mandatory.