Mongoosta

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

Per my three year old’s behavior, Spaghetti-O’s ARE meth

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was arrested after an officer allegedly mistook dried SpaghettiO’s residue on a spoon in her car for methamphetamine. She ended up spending a month in jail.

During that time, Huff missed her child’s birthday and lost her job at Waffle House. She was later released when a crime lab test confirmed the spoon contained only sauce residue, not drugs.

More rare photos: https://t.co/dQjceOPkrz

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

Needs more stains. I guess some of us just have more style. 🤷‍♂️

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

Stoked it's finally fall I can finally go off with my fall fits

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

@beetlemoses @mischiefanimals All those tentacles and you still don’t feel me. 😔

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

@yyallian Going out on a date? Escort quest.

Going to get stuff she wants? Fetch quest.

Figuring out where to order food? Puzzle quest.

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

You know it smell crazy in there

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Rating perfume atomizers

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

@EliasCepeda All Cats Are Bastards

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

When I say I’m “getting in the zone”, this is the zone I mean.

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

Newspaper in early 20th c. Chicago referred to Italian neighborhood as "the spaghetti zone"

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

@Criminalsimpson I thought this was about pee, at first

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

@JOESOX3 Sox fans be like…

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

@SoxOnTap

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

@realonlineboy Maybe it’s a pun on “moles”?

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

.@DGlaucomflecken Big, if true

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

Mama Mia!

or

You want HOW MUCH for this cheese?!?

[Eric Tendian @EricTendian]

43 E Ohio - possibly a person shot inside Eataly, shooter allegedly is a former employee. Trying to determine where the shooter is.

SWAT and lots of other CPD units responding.
#ChicagoScanner

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

@fawfulfan I don’t understand. Aren’t the suburbs distinct legal entities from the city? So, if they spend more money from more costly urban design… shouldn’t the suburb go bankrupt?

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

Imagine wearing a black and yellow striped sweater and taking a nap here.

[𝒻. @300moods]

Spending my afternoons on a sunflower 🌻

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

Well, now I want to see the original…

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

So, so many questions....

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

Consent is important.

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

@_exempligratia_ You got tired of it F.A.S.T

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

This makes “rotting on the couch” very accurate.

[sara @snugtf]

fungiture by paul octavious

[Mongoosta @Mongoosta]

You know that feels good as hell for the egg

[zae @itszaeok]

cannot stop watching this