Monica Lazalde

I’m too young to have my butt kicked

[it's Alice 👁 @lobotomyluvr]

I GOT COWBOY BOOOOOTS YEEEHAWWWWWW

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

@lobotomyluvr Me too. As in date you

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

@Lucas_Cohen2 @lobotomyluvr Ok but do you love corn dogs?

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

Does everyone love corn dogs?

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

@lobotomyluvr Mini corn dogs babey

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

Why don’t they call mini corn dogs puppies?

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

People that drink skim milk? GROW UP AND DRINK 2% OR OAT MILK

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

A list of people I don’t trust
1. People with the quacking alarm

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

@lobotomyluvr Raccoons with fedoras

[jas △⃒⃘ @JCierraMist]

i remember when they found a DEAD BLACK TEENAGER wrapped up in a wrestling mat inside the school gym, upside down, and with some organs MISSING and then they had the nerve to rule it a suicide.... a fucking suicide!!!! his name was Kendrick Johnson and he was only 17 years old

[baby jake @jakehonig]

Please don't buy books about structural racism from Amazon

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

o_o

[Page Six @PageSix]

Laura Dern’s goldfish dies at 14 years old https://t.co/zAYKmN9DkE

[Michael @MichaelTheStdnt]

WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES AGAIN. LET THEM SEE YOU YOU IN THE SAME FIT. There’s a human labor and environmental cost behind clothes production. Stop buying new clothes you DONT need for the sake of blind consumerism. You got clothes at home! Wash your clothes and keep it moving!

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

@matt__17 The kind of LIFE

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

If y’all see me finish an entire bag of goldfish before 8 am mind your own business 😤

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

@Kahyla_Anne I have BOTH

[Monica Lazalde @Moniapple]

@Kahyla_Anne 45 year old granola dads 🥱