monica calaway

should’ve just killed you

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

How does one get abs in 5 weeks

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

@Tiggy199 Omg so freaking cool
Hope ya had fun!

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

New Yorkers looking for spurs fans after the game

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

@juliashrek I hate seeing them be walked in 90° or 100° weather too. Like bro their fucking paws are burning and your dog is panting because it wants to faint in the heat

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

Y’all I had a whiskey slushy at country summer yesterday. Let me tell you .. it was a game changer.. so good and had three then it slapped me drunk and I had to drink water rest of the day 😭

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

Sometimes I forget I’m 34, till a random 21yr old hits on me and fills up my confidence saying “I thought you were 24”😭😭 no I’m your grandma

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

Not having Instagram or Facebook for awhile is fun because when I run into people in person, that I actually like talking to..I love how they always say “omg haven’t seen you in forever” and end up having genuine conversation

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Mamdani to New Yorkers after the Knicks win the NBA Finals:

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People have to start gofundmes to pay for cancer treatment

[Lexi Venia @goldenspirit155]

A man that is trying to make a living has his vehicle destroyed by MENTALLY DERANGED PARASITES.

[miia @miiagarro]

being a girl is hard, you always want to either buy something, slap someone, lose weight or eat something sweet

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

Tbh. End of the day. I just want Taco Bell..

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Lana Del Rey don’t let your husband stop you from finding your soulmate

[Red Madz 🥩 @madzulp]

Happy Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month 🥳
We hit our quarterly targets early 👏🎉🍾

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

I’ve been happier within the last two months without Instagram and Facebook

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

weeping willows might just be the most beautiful trees in existence

[monica calaway @MonicaCalaway]

Off topic, but I hate when people scuff their shoes while walking. Just pick up your feet.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

No single woman sees her ex years later and says, “Wow, I lost a great man.” It’s always, “What a bullet I dodged,” and that says more than enough.

[🩰 @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch