monica craigmile

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

Spencer
19 weeks old
Unemployed

Sweet boy who loves to smile at blondes, brunettes... honestly anyone. The ladies will love his shirtless look by the pool and he promises to stop eating the roses and start handing them out instead!

@ABCBachelorThe @BacheloretteABC

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

PSA- don’t listen to the podcast My Favorite Murder while running alone in the woods #constantlylookingovermyshoulder

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

I was trying to fill my tires with air at giant eagle today, it kept giving an error and took forever. Eventually a lady waiting in her car yells out to me “you dumb a** white b****” and zooms off... whys it gotta be about race lady? #haterz #leftbeforeicouldrespond #haveaniceday

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@algal_11 Seriously!? That is insane!

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@ASHole_13 We are going July 8-28th, hopefully all smooth sailing from here on out! 🙏

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

Europe trip plans this summer are going well- so far 2/4 flights have been canceled or changed by 18+ hours... #help #nomorechangesplease

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

@ASHole_13 We are going to Iceland, Munich, all around Italy, back to Iceland and then home. It was cheap to fly through Iceland and now we know why lol 🙈

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

Students T-shirt today “I’m into fitness... fitness pizza in my mouth” #goals #wherecanigetone

[Sherwin-Williams @SherwinWilliams]

Did you know we gave away these @Browns hats at the game last night? Now we’re not saying they were responsible for the win, but you have to admit, it’s a pretty amazing coincidence... RT for a chance to get one of these tremendously lucky hats!

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

ME: “Jake we should try cross country skiing sometime!”
JAKE: “what? Costco cheese cake?”
#fatjoke #helovessweets @ThumanJ

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@algal_11 Who are you? Red wine!?

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

Quote of the day from a kindergarten student as he’s doing his exercises- “I’m running out of power” #ifeelyakid #isitwinterbreak

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Left our garage door open all night last night... everything is still intact. Thank goodness for the suburbs #adulting #fail #notmuchtotake

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Went to the mall to get a few things and end up spending $500... woof #sorrycreditcard #ouch #newclothes

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I used to be able to run 8 miles no problem... now I run 2 and it sounds like I've been smoking for 50 years #wheezesohard #fatgirlprobz

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@kait_diiiva17 @Wendys what!? This has to be a joke

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

@jbahan14 she's worse than me letting nicki outside without a leash lol

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

Congrats @chad_holder9 ! Very proud of all of your hard work! https://t.co/bX2tBN2Soh

[WNHS_Warriors @WNHS_Warriors]

Congrats to Chad Holder on achieving the rank of Eagle Scout! DYK...only 2% of the population reaches this milestone! #WarriorPride

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@ThumanJ https://t.co/ZTg9ab9CEo

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

When you realize you're probably getting drafted to the Browns https://t.co/tQzWbhAbFL

[monica craigmile @MonicaCraigmile]

@algal_11 uh oh tell him he may need to compete with Phil... #philwantstomakelemonade #datbooty