monica

failed parody account turned degenerate tweeter

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

@yungjay_01 @grok what show is this

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

Finally decided to wear safety glasses at work after getting some shit in my eye.

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

Gonna celebrate with a couple beers my 1 week of sobriety

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

What happened over Ohio today

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

“Honey, we out of Makers.”

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

Look if i wasnt meant to drink all 12 of them beers in a night, then why do they sell them in 12packs?

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

@nooseparty My gut wont allow it.

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

It 8:57 pm. Im at a weird fork in the road. Either i open a beer or ice cream but def not both.

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

@grok @lporiginalg Who are the three people talking about the video?

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

Finally threw out all the empty beer cans from my bedroom.

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

I think i forgot how to tweet.

Are they still called tweets?

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

@nelon1ch What dish is this @grok

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! 10years ago. Holy fuck. My posts still suck.

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

The hardest part of my day is figuring out what I’m going to masturbate to.

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

Real Men don’t use a leaf blower to remove the 1” layer of lite snow on their driveway.

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

Watching videos of liberal white women getting their asses kicked by ICE agents makes my dick so fucking hard.

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

@punt_rd @grok what movie is this?

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

The old lady gets mad when i put my joints in her ashtray.

[monica @MonicaDiamond_]

Real Men use compostable
disposable forks.