Monica Longworth

The unexamined life is not worth living. Learning to grow hazelnuts.

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

If Social-Media Apps Were Parties You Were Obligated to Attend https://t.co/2aAiSQw9Q4 via @NewYorker

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

I would love to know too! Received one as a gift...

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Rudy Giuliani gave a news conference on Thursday in which, as he continued to cast doubt on the results of the election, it looked as though his hair was melting. Several hairdressers have said that what was dripping down his face was likely not hair dye. https://t.co/0GE2e38FxI

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

What 635 Epidemiologists Are Doing for Thanksgiving https://t.co/P1nerkFzFk

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

@RuleHistorians @KBAndersen Thank you I will!

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

St. Joseph's on the Brandywine

[The New York Times @nytimes]

President-elect Joe Biden attended mass and visited the grave of his son Beau Biden in Wilmington, Delaware, the day after winning the U.S. election. https://t.co/gCFYTttbDL

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Poll Watching Is Not Voter Intimidation,’ Trump Supporter Whispers Into Ear Of Man Filling Out Ballot In Voting Booth https://t.co/aO4QLjlNZA

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

She’s a true NYC icon

[Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen]

It’s like a bunch of actors auditioning for the same role.

Also: the twin Null Brothers.

Once again, reality outruns comedy.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“To be honest, I’m not sure why you are letting her talk to me like this, in such contrary tones.”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Supporters Fighting Over Used Tissues President Tossed From SUV https://t.co/ovZu9nq7bk

[A.J. Delgado @AJDelgado13]

That song is about rich people’s sons not having to go to Vietnam. Does someone in the Campaign secretly hate you, @realDonaldTrump ?

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

@yayalexisgay Yes

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

Jerry Seinfeld: So You Think New York Is ‘Dead’ https://t.co/tEO1CitDN1

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Thinking today about this famous quote from Macbeth: "It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

[Alexandra Jacobs @AlexandraJacobs]

So I tried one of those calming apps for a good night's sleep, and the narrator instructed me to "lay" down, a grammatical error so enraging in its mounting ubiquity, my insomnia was actually aggravated.

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

The Post?

[Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie]

This front page ——>

[Monica Longworth @MonicaLongworth]

After the Covid-19 pandemic, we will stop taking the accessibility of modern travel so much for granted, writes Susan Orlean. https://t.co/yaxc9bsKPS via @WSJ

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Texas now meets 20% of its sizeable electricity demand with wind power https://t.co/BlrUDpSwAd