Monica McFarlane

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

@danjlevy break in and rescue it now! That is a completely excusable offense... (in my opinion)

[Zach Berman @ZBerm]

Chip Kelly spent time today correcting the expression "control your own destiny." He noted destiny is predetermined and cannot be controlled

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

#dontcare love real housewives of new jersey on a relaxing saturday!

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

@JacLaurita just watched finale of RHWONJ. How would it even be possible to fake autism!? What you're doing is amazing...Nick is beautiful!

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

@melissagorga @Teresa_Giudice clearly penny and the other losers are guilty for talking shit. How else would they be able to get on tv?

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

@lindseyburo ur amazeballs times 10000000 billion. Fuck Martha

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

Yay! Look what's made it's way to Canada! Coke zero vanilla is da bomb.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

.@AndrewWK to play one million-volt keyboard solo through David Blaine's body: http://t.co/HBSU4bBZ

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

Coffee & Music. Tuesday Yeah!
http://t.co/fMkJYYxu

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The Olympics may be coming to an end, but #SharkWeek starts tonight!!!

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

5 years and I'm finally done! See ya never CPRAIL

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

Saturday Night: http://t.co/dTMzZcqp via @youtube

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

Don't grow up it's a trap!

[Lindsey Buro @lindseyburo]

Soundtrack of my life! RT @auntyveee: @therealgirltalk's Night Ripper will always make me think of @lindseyburo and @MonicaShannon

[Lindsey Buro @lindseyburo]

Twattle twitting @monicashannon

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

stop trying to be something your not (ahem reese's peanut butter BAR). ur much better as a cup.

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

fun friday fun friday fun friday!

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

Wii day at work!

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

What!?! These dam oreganos get all up in my shit. Direct quote from @lindseyburo. Wat a dope!

[Monica McFarlane @MonicaShannon]

@lindseyburo if your still planning on going out... i wouldnt suggest eating beans before... just sayin