– Mi hija: Mami... vi por la ventana como Blancanieves se llevó nuestra basura.
— Yo: Hija... pero qué imaginación tan grande tienes.
Lo que vio mi hija por la ventana: 🤣
@CarlinhaMerlina Tenes que decir: es que me lo cambiaron en el hospital, yo me di cuenta, pero como este era más lindo me quedé.
O como el otro era discapacitado me quedé con este mejor.
O peor decir, pasa que yo misma lo cambié por uno más lindo y en el hospital no se dieron cuenta.
El tipo pasa por la mujer y ni le ofrece ayuda, cuando ella se da vuelta y muestra la panza, está embarazada. Ser esposa de un atleta famoso con un ego gigantesco debe ser demasiado triste.
@lj_lex@HumanosRaw Se llama ser Caballero Alex, y se es no solo con las mujeres tambien con los hombres, pero claro es un nivel de humanidad que jamas va a desbloquear porque primero es necesario salir de las cavernas.
This happens every night at the Harrison home, Michigan. Mr. Harrison, 76, has Alzheimer's. Part of his confusion is "sundowning"-tries leaving house at night thinking he needs work. Hasn't worked in 15 years, but disease makes him forget. For past eight months, Mr. Harrison's German Shepherd, Rex, 6, has been stopping him.
Every night. Mr. Harrison gets up. Walks toward front door. Rex gets there first. Blocks it. Won't let him pass. Eventually takes Mr. Harrison's sleeve gently. Leads him back to bed. Mrs. Harrison said:
"Before Rex, my husband would get outside before I could stop him. I'd wake up and he'd be gone. Wandering neighborhood at 2 AM in pajamas. Police brought him home three times. Now Rex stops him before he reaches the door." Their neurologist watched footage: "That dog is performing specialized Alzheimer's service dog work without training. He's keeping your husband safe." Sometimes dogs don't need training manuals. They just know what their person needs.