Monica Wright

All I need is a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of Jesus.

[DrLachie @DrLachie]

"The magic claw has no children. His days are free, and easy!"

[Monica Wright @Monica_Charel]

At this point, my life is just one big game of “Which kid will pee on me today?”

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

[baja blast freeze @uuhhhlexus]

she’s just like me

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hazel. She knows turtlenecks can be a controversial fashion choice... but not when you look this h*ckin good in them. 14/10

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Venus fly traps have to put their flowers really far away from their traps so they don’t accidentally kill their pollinators and I love it so much.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Pancake breakfast at the Night Vale Firehouse as a fundraiser to buy a solid gold firetruck. Please buy at least 10,000 pancakes.

[dylan @301visuals]

ppl from my hometown really be like “moving to a completely new place gonna miss my hometown 🥺🥺” and they move to shawnee

[carolyn @ballerguy]

We got the pictures back from my sisters wedding and i look like a grieving pioneer woman

[Monica Wright @Monica_Charel]

@stickermule @theparanoidnerd 🌹🌸💐🌺🌷🌻🌼

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Money can't buy happiness, but being able to never worry about bills ever sure seems like it would be nice.

[David Singletary @davidsingletary]

Me at target trying to understand how $2 + $3 + $1 came to a total of $287.25

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Silence is golden. Music is copper. The sound of a rainstorm in the middle of the night is platinum.

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

No lies found

[Monica Wright @Monica_Charel]

@theparanoidnerd

[John Collison @collision]

Incredibly excited to have gotten access to Starlink. Can’t wait to see what the performance is like.

[amir @amirnrf]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[trash jones @jzux]

men will literally put a 150-year curse on their family instead of carrying madame zeroni up the mountain