Monifieth Former Pupils FC

Founded: 2023. Currently play our football in the D.E.C.S.C Premier Division.

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

🚨Club Announcement🚨
As of today, we have officially folded as a club.
It’s been a great run and we’ve enjoyed every second of it❤️
This decision was made due to lack of players as boys have other commitments.
Thank you for your support
And for one last time
#MFPISSTHELEAGUE

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

the best of times. shame we’re fucking shit now. #EPin

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

🚨FULL TIME🚨
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Toddy Talli 2-4 MFPS
Fleming⚽️⚽️
Lynch⚽️
Hanbury⚽️
Absolutely unbelievable.
Toddys 74 game unbeaten run comes to an end.
YASSSSSSSSSSS
in the absolute driving seat.
2 more wins to be champions
🏆 can smell it.
What a team
#MFPISSTHELEAGUE

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

Reports done by ex convict M.Galloway. Hope they’re enjoyed ⚽️👍

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

Other club news as follows:

Blair Milne has been released by mfp as he was and I quote worse than Ebola in 2015 and won’t comment on the Matter any further

And a big congrats to player kieren hannan for losing his virginity for the first time in the past few days. Congrats 👶🦌

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

7-2 win for the lads today in a great show of display

Aidan cobb missing for snuggly wugglies

Euan reekie goal ra(boner)⚽️
Matt the cat ⚽️
William handbury ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Jacob munroe ⚽️
JAMES ROOOONEY ⚽️

MOTM: for the third week running matt Galloway ⚽️🔥🧤

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

🚨FT🚨
ARPFC 3-5 MFPS
ROOOOOONEYYYYY⚽️
Foxon⚽️
Lynch⚽️
Reekie⚽️⚽️
Great win against solid opposition.
Let’s keep the pushing 👊
MOTM 🏆 N.Walsh (he da best)
#MFPISSTHELEAGUE

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

🚨Lineup🚨
Depleted squad for tonight’s big game.
📍Huge Signing on the bench
📍Foxon somehow keeps his place
📍McRob da best
Sub(s) N.Walsh
Let’s keep it going boys!!
#FPMondays
#MFPISSTHELEAGUE

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

ITS 🚨MATCH DAY🚨
Revenge Time
Ai Right Pal (a)
Big game tonight for the team against a decent outfit in ARP.
Lineup to be announce soon.
#MFPISSTHELEAGUE
#LiamPleaseStopThis
#ReeceYouDontDeserveMyTime

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

@MFPS_2s @powerplayleague folded because everyone got fed up of an egotistical stroppy crybaby ruining everyone’s fun. #StopAttacksOnDouglasSportCentre

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

🚨FT🚨
MFPS 7-4 WUTB
Foxon ⚽️⚽️
Hanbury⚽️⚽️
Lynch⚽️⚽️
Willison⚽️

Emphatic win against the local goons.
Expected now against these lot
Biggest club in monifieth💙

#MFPISSTHELEAGUE
#WUTBCOULDNTHITABARNDOOR
#VYSHSMELLS
#KIEZODEBUT
#Daraghistheabsoluteworstguyever
#seriously^

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

🚨LINEUP🚨
📍Liams kissing
📍Reece’s kissing
📍Our friends are pricks
Subs: S.Willison, K.Hannan
A strong squad for derby day as we look to resume normal service of pumping these lot.
As always
#MFPISSTHELEAGUE

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

ITS 🚨MATCH DAY🚨
ITS DERBY DAY
WUTB (H)
huge game for the lads and for the fans alike. A win tonight would make it 2 on the bounce in a difficult start to the season. Hopefully me back on admin duties will boost morale as I’m fucking hilarious.
Lineup to be announced soon
Ko-915

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

foxon be like

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

MOTM TONIGHT 🏆
J.Rooney

Unfortunately Real Madrid signed him before we managed to get a picture of him with his Motm award
#MFPISSTHELEAGUE

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

#mfpisstheleague

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

🚨FT🚨
MFPS 3-2 PUYOL PANTS DOWN
Hanbury⚽️
Reekie⚽️
ROOOOOONEYYYY ROOONEY⚽️

excellent result against a team of real high quality.
A few ex professionals in that puyol team.
If it wasn’t for the sheer quality of our main man J.Rooney. I’m unsure we would’ve won tonight.

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

Forgot to mention R.Rodger has also completely evaporated. Not heard or seen from him in months. We believe the cause is yet again a cuddling and kissing session being more important to players than 3 points.

#MFKISSTHELEAGUE

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

Fortunately I’m back on admin duties and everyone can smile at my fucking hilarious jokes #MFPISSTHELEAGUE

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

With a record of 2-0-3 to start the season. This obviously hasn’t went down well with the fans and we can understand so. However the team are determined to turn this around and still finish in a respectable position come the end of the season.

[Monifieth Former Pupils FC @Monifieth_FPs]

IM BACK BABY.
After the end of last season the following players left the club

L. Watt (free transfer to GetsPeggedOfftheMrs FC)

V.Manoj (odour issues)

A. Cobb (Loan Transfer to a bunch of mugs from over the water)

Unfortunately the team have slumped to 7th this season (1/2