Reina Moniz

Somewhere between honest and a certified bitch

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

@InGoa24x7 Aur batao, kaise chal rha hai "welcome to my channel" ?

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

How is it that we call Bajirao-Mastani the greatest love story and can't stand princess Diana's husband and Camilla being together?

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Marrying this boy because instead of saying "why do you take so long to get dressed" he says "darling, they can wait for us. You need help with your eyeliner?"

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Dear people that have fun reels of doing cool stuff at trips, Howwwww do you even remember to take videos of everything. I dont even remember i have a phone while I'm having fun!

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Dear men in my dms, i bring nothing to the table.
I am capable of selling your table tho

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Am i the only one or does every woman lowkey want Andrew to get shot in the balls at some point🫶🏼

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Saw this girl comment "mine" under her boyfriends picture...he deleted it.
So i commented "sabka maal"
Now i'm blocked?!🥲

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Nothing like a nice cup of chai after a nice cup of chai

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

I really be that husband material tellin all my girlies how amazing they are and how much i love them. I deserve 7 wives too🥲

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

My man will literally never have to worry about me hitting on another guy. Girls on the other hand
.....Welll.....
...ummmokayyy byeeeee. gtg

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Remember when Justin Beiber said "my mama dont like you and she likes everyone" that's because her son is a toxic-lying bag of crap who victimises himself on all levels 🫶🏼

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

"We spoke for hours last night what happened to you today!?"
...umm, I'm sober?

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Being a fitness trainer is alot like being a prostitute. You put your body to work as well as your customer's.💀🤌🏼

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

"I love him with all my heart" then her heart broke, was mended and made space for you. She now loves you with all that she has🫶🏼

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Saying "that must've been your other boyfriend" is straight up disrespectful. I'm too organised to confuse ya'll like that.

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Love it when people that despise you, copy you... like Gucci from sarojini market 👉👈

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Warning: I'll play you, too🚩🚩🚩

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

He's a 10 but he cried at the black Panther movie.
Now he's a 20.

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

I'm gon go ahead and marry a therapist. All you mfs be depressed and they be getting rich

[Reina Moniz @MonizReina]

Y'all men really want us getting jealous over other females... Bro I'll leave you for her. don't tempt me.