Monk

हतो वा प्राप्स्यसि स्वर्ग जित्वा वा भोक्ष्यसे महीम् ।
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Sabda Pramana | Myth buster | De-Intellectual

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

One of the biggest #falsenarratives pervading India is that shudras were systematically deprived of education by upper castes and if it was not for intervention by #British and social reformers, the injustice being meted out from ancient times would have continued unabated.

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

All those making fun of her for supporting Modi in the past - the joke is on you. She was able to afford a Defender cuz Modi followed her on twitter

[Renuka Jain @RenukaJain6]

Last weekend we went to Kasauli for a short trip.We got petrol filled just before Chandigarh. Our Defender was sailing smooth. But suddenly after we got petrol filled, the SUV started stopping very few metres. We literally managed to reach Kasauli in 10 hours as there was no mechanic who know about the car

When we returned we were told by car dealer that fuel tank got affected by the petrol. Luckily we had extended warranty. But now wonder what do iI do with Defender, which I bought for 1.3 crores.

Some one's son is making money at the cost of lacs of Indians. This mixing of ethanol is completely unlawful. Wonder why opposition is not raising the issue

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

Wait..wutttt..Is he saying it didn't start at the time of Nehru??? Deviation from playbook !

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"The practice of mixing ethanol in petrol started during the Congress regime."

— Amit Malviya, BJP Leader

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

So Europe will have deep cooling in datacenters but will regulate the min temperature of ACs at homes. Hoomanity at its finest

[Afshin Rattansi @afshinrattansi]

While Europeans suffer in sweltering summer heatwaves thanks to their perpetually unimaginative and useless leadership…

Here’s how China🇨🇳 deals with the summer heat: mist cooling systems cool city streets, sending temperatures plummeting by 5-8 degrees. 

Once again China leads the way technologically.

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

@parthpunter Instead of this long winded post you could have just posted a map pointing out Bosnia and Hezhogovinia to help out the twitteratti

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

It is indeed insane. Least they can do is state it in their menu that service charge or tip of x% is mandatory. But they won't. They will give 3rd class service and demand generous tip in return

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Another horrible experience during the World Cup in the US

After the match I went to a restaurant in Boston

I know about the tipping culture in the US, so I was prepared to leave a generous 3%

To my shock, the bill arrived with 22% already added

"What is this?" I called the waiter over

"Oh, we include the tip in the bill, so it is easier to pay"

"Please remove it. Tipping is not mandatory and legally I am only required to pay for my meal"

"This is not how it works here, buddy... The tip is included" he said arrogantly

I looked around. The entire staff was African-American and staring at me

At this moment I was afraid it could get ugly, and that I might even get shot, so I paid and left

On the bus back to the hotel I immediately contacted my German bank to start a chargeback process

America really is a 3rd world country

[Priya Purohit @Priyaa_Purohit]

This young girl dismantled the entire BJP-Ecosystem in just 1-min. 👇

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

To the guys replying saying there are hidden and other incidental costs

[Pratham khanna @Portfolio_Bull]

My uncle had ₹50 Lakhs.

Everyone told him to buy a Fortuner.

He bought 20 E-Rickshaws instead.

Price of 1 E-Rickshaw ~ ₹2.5 Lakhs
Total E-Rickshaws Bought ~ 20
Total Investment ~ ₹50 Lakhs

Average Daily Rent per E-Rickshaw~ ₹500
Daily Rental Income ~ ₹10,000

Monthly Income ~ ₹3 Lakhs
Yearly Income ~ ₹36 Lakhs

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

@Thesawarnvoice9 Agar BJP mein itni sharam hoti toh yeh kaand kabhi nahi hote

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

Bjorg retiring at 26

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

Top 15 Biggest What-Ifs in Tennis History 🤯

1. Monica Seles 🇷🇸 (1993 stabbing)
2. Juan Martín del Potro 🇦🇷 (injuries)
3. Robin Söderling 🇸🇪 (illness & early retirement)
4. David Nalbandian 🇦🇷 (fitness)
5. Nick Kyrgios 🇦🇺 (discipline & injuries)
6. Marcelo Ríos 🇨🇱 (never won a Grand Slam)
7. Gustavo Kuerten 🇧🇷 (hip injuries)
8. Martina Hingis 🇨🇭 (ankle injuries & early retirement)
9. Dominic Thiem 🇦🇹 (wrist injury)
10. Jennifer Capriati 🇺🇸 (career interruptions)
11. Miloslav Mečíř 🇸🇰 (back injury)
12. Anna Kournikova 🇷🇺 (back injury)
13. Kei Nishikori 🇯🇵 (injuries)
14. Ernests Gulbis 🇱🇻 (unfulfilled potential)
15. Richard Gasquet 🇫🇷 (born in the Big 3 era)

Which "what if" do you think would've changed tennis history the most? 👀

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

Bring back the coalition era. At least incompetent ministers would be sacked instead of being wished on their b'days

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Birthday wishes to Union Minister Shri Dharmendra Pradhan Ji. He is making commendable efforts towards the implementation of the National Education Policy, which seeks to make India a hub for knowledge, learning and innovation. Praying for his long and healthy life.

@dpradhanbjp

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

Vro cements his place in the simps' Hall of Fame

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

Has everyone forgotten that there was a man with her who also pushed Ketan Agarwal into the gorge?

How come she is the only one going through media-trial but not her boyfriend Chetan?

Full display of misogyny using her as an excuse.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

One guy is looting money by forcing Ethanol
Another is land grabbing for his real estate empire
One is making money from leaking exam papers
Another is looting by selling the Nicobar Island

Top to bottom, everything is corrupt and compromised in this Modi govt.

[Suresh Kapse @sureshkapse]

संघ का काम हे हिन्दुओ की भावनाओ से खेलना और हिन्दुओ को मूर्ख बनाना 🤣🔥💥😂

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

@legalshishya @narendramodi @ChampatRaiVHP I think the Ram Mandir scam was orchestrated so that government can legitimise taking full control of all our Mandirs in near future. The scam will be cited as a justification to manage temple affairs. Very soon Mandirs' wealth across the country will cover wasteful govt expenses

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

Petrol adulteration has reached alarming levels. First came ethanol blending, and now it feels like fuel stations can mix whatever they want. Consumers have no transparency and no way of knowing how much ethanol is actually being blended by OMCs. This is a disgraceful situation for millions of vehicle owners.

@PetroleumMin, your ministry has failed to ensure transparency and accountability. Policies that create uncertainty for consumers while risking vehicle performance deserve serious scrutiny. The people of India deserve better than this.

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

Lol. PM lands and takes off at Safdarjung. From Safdarjung to his residence there is an underground connection.

PM toh feku hai hi par chamche kam nahin

[Rohit @Iam_Rohit_G]

Time : 1:15 PM

Venue : Delhi Airport

Scene : PM Modi arrives at Airport at 1:15 after concluding his program in Kolkata.

SPG Team : "Sir the car is ready, I think we should leave for Seva Tirth"

PM Modi: "No, ask team to clear all the SPG blocks on my way, our medical students have their exams at 2 PM. The students and family should not face any problem due to my convoy. We will leave the airport once the NEET Exam starts"

SPG Team : Ok sir, All route cleared!!

That's how PM Modi ensured no routes are closed during NEET Exam today!!

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

Meloni must be like chutkara mila

[Dr. Ragini Nayak @NayakRagini]

हँस-हँस के पेट में दर्द हो गया 🤣🤣🤣

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Rrporter: What's the full form of CBSE

Student: Central Board of Secondary Edu,I know why u are asking such a question & the intent behind it,but this is not the forum to ask such a thing,don't try to malign the protest"

*Reporter goes mute*

Rainbow🌈 Squad totally cooked her!

[Monk @MonkMalevolent]

@Avimarag Not AI generated video. It is so obvious that he has an accomplice underneath the table who is removing the planks and putting the ball under different bucket