Sofa King Elite

Your friendly neighborhood reptilian overlord.

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@NBA2KMyTEAM Fu*k you so fu*king hard 2k!!! Every festival “prize”, in the last 5 festivals…has been useless! It’s either wnba, or a card EVERYONE already got a better version of for free!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@NBA2KMyTEAM It’s so hard NOT to complain about 2k…but gotta give you your flowers on this one!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@SStricklandMMA Because they read the bible probably. “Judge not, lest ye be judged.” It’s never been your place to judge anyone…you know…according to GOD.

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@RossyPrime Only cost $300B+ to get right back where we were, and now Iran has regular profits from Hormuz, and an extra $300B to build that bomb they couldn’t build before! Yeah! Dance it out idiots!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@BreannaMorello I love how threatened all you incels are that gay people ALSO don’t want to fu*k you! Sounds like your solution is that “straight men should be allowed to rape gay women, to make more “Christian” babies?” Try using the smallest amount of common sense!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@IrenesTweeting @politvidchannel @KennaStevens1 So you’ve never listened to Rogan, besides out of context clips. The political spectrum isn’t a line…it’s a circle. Far right/left are right next to each other..yelling over a fence line..while anyone sane…is dead center on the other side of the circle, laughing at you.

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@Katsiamides @BigWil4U @merlisa @jasonllevin I believe all the courts and civil rights investigations, that ruled his real estate practices in NY were racist. Plus the whole…”build a wall…that didn’t work…then round them up”, thing. Weirdly never a word about the other half of illegal immigrants, that aren’t brown tho!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@NBA2KMyTEAM Can’t wait until they drop the game 7 sf/pf invincible Michael Jordan!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@Christine726508 @MrsErikaKirk @lorraine01640 Papa Bonespur would NEVER get in that ring himself tho! You’re making very loose associations. This is like saying “watching a war documentary, is the same thing as fighting in a war.” You are in a cult tho…so all will be forgiven by dear leader…as long as it glorifies him!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@KristinClarke74 @MrsErikaKirk The UFC is largely comprised of foreign fighters. At least the ones that win. It is by default, a multinational sport full of violent immigrants! You guys should hate UFC! Aren’t they the exact kind of people, you tell yourself ICE is pulling off the streets to “protect” you?!?

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@Stack_Goblin @MrsErikaKirk If someone cured cancer in America right now…it would be despite the fact that Trump cut their research budget by 90% to give rich people tax cuts, and make up for a lack of actual economic ideas. Then he would still take credit…and you morons, would buy the t-shirts!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@JaggerNBA2K @ExoticAcademy2k @NBA2KMyTEAM @NBA2K Brunson sits over 10 different invincible and DM PG’s I have. 6’2” ain’t worth having rn…and we already got free 100ovr/invincible versions. The goat is just extra legend badges on a build that can’t compete . KAT might play for a week! Even OG can’t play SG like his 100ovr.

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@NBA2KMyTEAM 2k: Hey guys, who does nobody want regardless of the card’s stats?

Also 2k: Great, let’s give them all away for free!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@heartlandism @FoxNews So, you’re clearly only a little bit racist…

We should probably all listen to your opinions!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@FoxNews Why doesn’t he just donate money to Trump? That’s a guaranteed pardon!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@azsweetheart013 @sandibachom One little piggie, two little piggies, three little piggies…bye bye big piggie!

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@CharlotteLaws @BraddrofliT Source? Nah, didn’t think so…

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@SandraRodkey @Brooke_Babineau Donald Trump wants children to play with his co*k. And America to be “whites only”…Why do we care what he wants?

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@HunterBiden @NotHoodlum @FakeMAGAPatriot Just stay out of the conversation. You aren’t wrong…but you’re also never helpful.

[Sofa King Elite @MonkOnAStump]

@EshaAA33 I think “donating” $200k for a tax write off…while personally collecting hundreds of millions from China, Saudi, Russia, Venezuela, and UAE…is a pretty smart grift! Not to mention the hundreds of millions his family has also collected from our enemies in exchange for US policy.