shelbs

sc: shelby.monka

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

Incase you’re having a bad day...

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

Pretty sad how fast shit can change

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

when did yoga pants become “flair leggings” lmao no

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

I was drunk and puking by 5 o’clock on a Thursday, wtf is wrong with me

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

Sometimes I cry thinking about the day that my dogs will die... they are only a year old

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

Sober me: I fkin hate everyone
Drunk me: dude I fkin love you

What’s wrongs with me

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

ya’ll ever go through those phases where you’re just depressed all the time, because same.

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

The older I get, the more I understand why my mom freaks out around Christmas time

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

this world is f’ed

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

you know you’re adulting when you’re excited about ordering new furniture 😂

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

STOP BEING RUDE TO YOUR SERVER/BARTENDER

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

@Elizabeth_272 That’s what I’m sayin

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

corona really took away mini donuts this summer too huh?

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

just let me have my attitude

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

quit judging people that choose not to wear a mask.

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

Let me get this straight. I can’t get a stimulus check because my mom claimed me on her taxes for my college tuition reimbursement. BUT someone who usually makes $7.25 an hour and now is claiming unemployment can get an extra $600 A WEEK? Righttt.

[shelbs @MonkaShelby]

My birthday and graduation are both canceled for 2020. Hbu

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Kourtney just sent this on our group chat

[Katie Drennen @thekatiedrennen]

One of these women handled herself like a grown ass QUEEN on national television.

The other is Peter’s mom.

#TheBachelor