Hit-Monkey

The assasin of assassins, the eater of fruit, and I like guns. And NO I don't like bananas. I'd say no monkey business, but that is my business

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

Greetings friends and enemies alike! I have tried my hands at the creation of this straw page I see so many of you continue on about. I will gladly answer any questions or respond to anything you send me
https://t.co/UIIQBC8D2Q

[trickster god @lokiandclones]

Moon Knight you really can’t be saying that.

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@sleepydhampir Unfortunate

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@sleepydhampir @MONSTR_HNTR @DaTricksterGod I laughed at this

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@Spider_Oni @sleepydhampir Ohhhh I see

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@sleepydhampir @Spider_Oni Is this what humanoids usually go to? Such a strange sense of behaviour

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@MONSTR_HNTR Oh....it's him

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@Longbeardsson Can you advise him to NOT do that again, please? I may be a snow monkey, but I prefer Earth....

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@MONSTR_HNTR I can confirm with a great deal of certainty

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@NotSoPunyBanner I am Hit-Monkey simply, Monkey for short. I admire your work, Dr Banner

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@NotSoPunyBanner Yes hello

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

I have been lacking the appropriate amount of magically inclined friends. If there are any others like me out there, perhaps we could discuss a partnership?

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

I have found that many of my fellow hero friends are engaged in disputes with one another whether platonic or romantic. It seems as though I have missed out on quite a lot.....

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@fuckhankandtony @KingOf_TheSea Correct

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@KingOf_TheSea I believe you were missing some, so I added them for you

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@Longbeardsson You have WHAT?!?! But I had JUST returned from a mission of the SAME thing!!! Thor you must THINK before such actions!!!!!

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

I am being FRAMED!!! I would never do such a thing! Why is everyone confusing me for this miscreant? It is obviously not me, do all macaques look the same to humanoids??

[Thor @Longbeardsson]

By the Aesir, Hit Monkey has truly let himself go…bullying young children, absolutely disgraceful…💔

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@Longbeardsson Thor, it is my understanding that you as a former Avenger have encountered skulls, beings capable of shape-shifting into the forms and appearances of other people. I would never say such things unless it was a shapeshifter!!!

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@KingOf_TheSea My role is very valuable. I hunt people who hunt others. The assassin of assassins to rid the world of the bloodshed you blame land dwellers for!! THAT HONOUR

And OF COURSE I SHOWER. You really expect my white fur to not be stained in blood if I didn't shower everyday???

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

NAMOR IS A DISCRIMINATORY AND OFFENSIVE HUMANOID!!!

HE ASSUMES MACAQUES ARE ME??? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!! DEPLORABLE!!!!! ABSOLUTELY LUDICROUS

[Namor @KingOf_TheSea]

@Monkatanaz Nonononono that is most CERTAINLY you!!!!! It looks just like you!!!!! FUCK you!!!!!!!! You are a menace!!!!!!!!! Someone needs to, as one in the ‘hood’ would say: “Slime you out” !!!!!!!!

[Hit-Monkey @Monkatanaz]

@KingOf_TheSea I am fully aware of this. Perhaps it is this behaviour that has made your love life so absent. But I will not have my good name the tarnished by someone by the likes of you