The Monke Appraiser

I assess the artistic appeal and rarity of NodeMonkes | Monke Maxi 🐵

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

🚨Excited to announce https://t.co/x8B85UdSUw has gotten a major upgrade. You can now get my appraisal for any of the 10k @nodemonkes in the collection directly on the website!

Go check it out and happy grading! #sendnodes

[NodeStrategy @ndestrategy]

The flywheel is getting scary -- we sold 2 NodeMonkes today so far including a Zombie one and bought back and burned another 0.5% of supply of NODESTR, bringing it up to 16.5% of the supply burned FOREVER!

[genk 🧙🏻‍♂️ @_genk__]

It's Art on Bitcoin

Send Nodes

[lifofifo ◉ @lifofifo]

Bitcoin File Sharing Network also supports RAID-4 storage for max protection.

📁Inscription
📁ANNEX
📁Control Block
📁OP_RETURN

https://t.co/bINtiuoA2F

Every Knots node will store 4 full copies of the file for no extra cost 🆓

Credits to @udiWertheimer for the RAID-4 idea!

[NodeStrategy @ndestrategy]

Did you know that you can get 77% MORE NodeMonke exposure by buying the equivalent amount of our token? We created a calculator that shows you how many underlying NodeMonkes and Treasury BTC your tokens represent ratio-wise. Check it out below:

https://t.co/Y7x6hoT32X

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

@BobbyShakesX @lifofifo @ndestrategy https://t.co/kC8fauHQlB

[Punks OTC @punksOTC]

I've got over 5 times the punks, far better execution, trade the full market rather than just floors. Happy to raise at half the valuation lol

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

Yea I don’t get why @ndestrategy is valued this high. I've got over 5 times the Monkes, far better execution, trade the full market rather than just floors. Happy to raise at half the valuation lol

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

2-trait Monkes with just a hat or 3-trait Monkes with the left eyes trait and a hat are grails. Cleanest aesthetics in the collection 🤌

#sendnodes

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

@MegaHzNFT One of my favorites very clean 🤌

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

🚨 Updated Node Strategy Analysis

@ndestrategy has already raised 54% of the hard cap for the auction with still 8 hours to go before official launch of the auction. It is highly likely that

1.) The hard cap will be hit pre-launch highlighting significant interest and

2.) That this will fully mint out so if you’re interested in participating I wouldn’t wait around too long

That being said I’ve updated my analysis on the potential buy pressure based on the current orderbook for @nodemonkes.

If node strategy hits the hard cap they alone could push nodemonkes to a 0.1+ BTC floor highlighting as much as an additional 69% upside despite nodemonkes having already doubled overnight. #monketober #sendnodes

[lifofifo ◉ @lifofifo]

Ordinals Strategy: The Bitcoin Way

Unless you've been living under a rock, you know strategy tokens have been the talk of the town.

Tomorrow, one of the first legit and well designed ones is launching with @ndestrategy. Best of luck to them!

Thanks to the well known team, trust is less of an issue. But executing the strategy still involves a lot of people and a lot of manual steps for trading assets and managing the LP.

Over the past few days, I've been brainstorming with @benny_options (founder of @radfi_btc) on what a trust-minimized Ordinals strategy could look like on Bitcoin L1.

The answers lie in a feature rich multisig setup with timelocked contingency spend paths. And a clear path to automation.

So, I started working on such a setup, codename "The Playbook".

Here's where things stand, and what it will take to make it a reality.

https://t.co/FomiEuUv4Q

Obviously, there are lots of moving pieces, and it's hard to predict how long it will take to reach the finish line. It's even possible we never get there.

But we'll find out!

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

Lifofifo is the 🐐

[lifofifo ◉ @lifofifo]

Ordinals Strategy: The Bitcoin Way

Unless you've been living under a rock, you know strategy tokens have been the talk of the town.

Tomorrow, one of the first legit and well designed ones is launching with @ndestrategy. Best of luck to them!

Thanks to the well known team, trust is less of an issue. But executing the strategy still involves a lot of people and a lot of manual steps for trading assets and managing the LP.

Over the past few days, I've been brainstorming with @benny_options (founder of @radfi_btc) on what a trust-minimized Ordinals strategy could look like on Bitcoin L1.

The answers lie in a feature rich multisig setup with timelocked contingency spend paths. And a clear path to automation.

So, I started working on such a setup, codename "The Playbook".

Here's where things stand, and what it will take to make it a reality.

https://t.co/FomiEuUv4Q

Obviously, there are lots of moving pieces, and it's hard to predict how long it will take to reach the finish line. It's even possible we never get there.

But we'll find out!

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

Ordinals recovery will be the most hated rally of the cycle

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

@billyrestey @ndestrategy Last time they faded nodes sent. They are the Jim Cramer of ordinals, bullish

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

@ndestrategy has already raised 2.36 BTC, 5.67% of the cap and the auction doesn’t go live for another 18 hours. All systems go #sendnodes

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

As a follow up to this analysis I did some projection modeling around the potential run rate buy pressure from transaction fees generated by @ndestrategy for comparison purposes $pnkstr did $7.2m of 24hr volume and its volume continues to trend up and to the right #sendnodes #monketober

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

🚨 Potential Market Impact of @ndestrategy Launch

I modeled how much buy pressure could come from NodeStrategy’s launch given a few different total raise amounts on Radfi, and the implications could be significant for @nodemonkes.

📈Key Takeaways:
•$250k raise → ~ 1.4 BTC in treasury, 33 Monkes purcased , FP to ~0.046 BTC
•$500k raise → ~2.8 BTC in treasury 62 Monkes purchased, FP to ~0.052 BTC
•$1M raise → ~5.7 BTC in treasury, 110 Monkes purchased, FP to ~0.067 BTC
•$2.5M raise → ~14.2 BTC in treasury, 215 Monkes purchased, FP to ~0.091 BTC

⚠️Key Assumptions / Caveats:
•65% of raised proceeds go to the treasury to buy Monkes
•Assumes bitcoin price of $114.3k
•Monkes purchased calculated based on current Magic Eden order book
•Assumes no new listings/undercuts (in reality, supply will mute FP lift)

Final Thought: even modest raises could create significant upward momentum in #Nodemonkes if the treasury executes as outlined, will be fun to watch #sendnodes 🔥

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

Gm it’s #monketober send nodes!

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

🚨 Potential Market Impact of @ndestrategy Launch

I modeled how much buy pressure could come from NodeStrategy’s launch given a few different total raise amounts on Radfi, and the implications could be significant for @nodemonkes.

📈Key Takeaways:
•$250k raise → ~ 1.4 BTC in treasury, 33 Monkes purcased , FP to ~0.046 BTC
•$500k raise → ~2.8 BTC in treasury 62 Monkes purchased, FP to ~0.052 BTC
���$1M raise → ~5.7 BTC in treasury, 110 Monkes purchased, FP to ~0.067 BTC
•$2.5M raise → ~14.2 BTC in treasury, 215 Monkes purchased, FP to ~0.091 BTC

⚠️Key Assumptions / Caveats:
•65% of raised proceeds go to the treasury to buy Monkes
•Assumes bitcoin price of $114.3k
•Monkes purchased calculated based on current Magic Eden order book
•Assumes no new listings/undercuts (in reality, supply will mute FP lift)

Final Thought: even modest raises could create significant upward momentum in #Nodemonkes if the treasury executes as outlined, will be fun to watch #sendnodes 🔥

[genk 🧙🏻‍♂️ @_genk__]

It feels like the NodeMonkes are about to go nuclear.

SendNodes

[The Monke Appraiser @MonkeAppraiser]

🖼️

[NodeStrategy @ndestrategy]

Proof of Impact (before we’ve even launched):

Since our announcement, NodeMonkes floor jumped from 0.0266 → 0.0389 BTC (+46% in days).

We’re not live yet. Acquisitions + strategy already moving the market. Imagine what happens when the machine turns on. ⚡️

Monkes get ready to Send Nodes

#NodeMonkes #RadFi #Flywheel

�� Engage 😉