Matt Bullock

You'll pretty much always see me drinking tea, cola or beer. if I'm not, something is probably wrong with me.

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

BIRMINGHAM. ON THE RISE AGAIN. 🔵

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

A message from Tom Wagner...

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

@natashaeveritt7 Blues to the rest of the league:

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

@10DowningStreet Are these pay rises fully funded or are you just expecting schools to stretch their budgets even further?

If they're not funded, then you haven't listened to teachers and you've made things worse for students.

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

@JonathanPieNews He's not even honest about how many kids he has!

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

The only explanation for Gemma and Luca getting to the final two is if Michael Owen has been to carphone warehouse and come out with 1000 burner phones #LoveIsland

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

Just plod it down in the stand at St Andrews that they've never fucking gotten round to fixing.

[BBC Midlands @bbcmtd]

The Brummie bull was absolutely sensational.
We can't wait to find out where it's going after tonight's opening ceremony at the Commonwealth Games.
Where do you think it should be located?
Photo: PA
Watch live - https://t.co/tVehve2ItX

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

Can the geckos from the just eat advert just win the 50k this year please? #loveisland

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Boris Johnson will resign as Conservative leader today, continuing as UK prime minister until autumn, the BBC understands https://t.co/8rGDpvoXVe

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

This aged well 😂

[Soph B. @sab_89_]

It's coming home #ENGUKR #ENG

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

ANNOUNCE PROMOTION!

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

Club Statement: CEO Xuandong Ren

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

When I was stuck with freeview and no Internet the other month I decided to watch EFL on Quest.

I don't keep up with Leagues 1 or 2 much, but give me easy access to football content and I'll watch it.

[Paul Macdonald @PaulMacdFC]

'16-24 year old's aren't interested in football'

When I was 15 I was watching Man Utd play Bayern, Barca, Inter & Juventus in the Champions League on ITV with 15 million others.

Sky took that away. If 16-24 aren't interested in it, it's because they've been denied access to it

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

@virginmedia my equipment is currently over a month late and to solve the issue I'll have to pay an extra £3 a month. Your service is terrible.

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

@virginmedia I have a customer support query about your customer support.

I'm an "active customer" who never received any equipment (router, etc.), should the Pre-Install Team be responsible for helping me, or someone else?

I get different answers depending on the department!

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

I care more about helping the economy of Brussels rather than the UK because I had Brussel sprouts for dinner!

Dumbest cunt going I swear.

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

"Schools are safe" - Boris Johnson, literally FUCKING yesterday! #COVID19 #nationallockdown

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

So who's doing Dry January this ye-hahahaha fuck it, no one is 🤣

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

@ImTedious @FrogPogs You deserve all the success and support you got in 2020 bro, hope 2021 is just as good, if not better 👍

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

Can't wait to move in a few months since I'll finally have a semi.

I'll only have neighbours on one side too!

[Matt Bullock @MonkeyBullocks]

Haven't been able to concentrate on work all morning because of the noise my neighbours have been making while hammering and drilling.

Then they started doing DIY!