Monkey Monkerson

A sassy, outspoken and spoiled beyond belief indoor chicken. Although I look like the others outside, I know I'm not related to them.

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

@daguro Some of Nextdoor “friendly” neighbors have perpetually berated me for my “white privilege”... and I’m not even white. I swear that’ll be the new next trendy phrase for everyone.

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

Wait... is this some kind of trickery? WHERE’D THEY GO?! #mealworms, #chickenlove, #blessed, #muffinpuff, #ilovemychickensmorethanlifeitself, #georgerules, #beanbean

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

I’ve decided mom has a serious problem. She came home with this thing, she calls “Finster”. #beanbean, #beanclan, #rescuechickens, #chickenlove, #ilovemychickensmorethanlifeitself

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One of moms newest rescues. This one has a bad infection in her legs. But she’s getting better! Lots of meds and she’s already walking. I gotta say, as much as mom bugs me sometimes, we sure are lucky to have her. I don’t think there is another place on earth that’s better

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

@tenterden_fsfh @SmallholdersUK @TenterdenTown @YourChickens @ChickenASociety @TenterdenCC1 @Webbs_Tenterden @CommunityAd @Community_Show @jeweloftheweal1 @ChannelRadio2 I really need to figure out a way to get them shipped to me in the US. So many lovelies, I want them all!! ❤️

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

Heat. Too. Hot. #beanbean, #monkeybeans, #georgerules, #williebeans, #mamabeans, #rooniebeans, #browniebeans, #brownbeans, #chickenlove

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

Moms at it again.. she won’t stop stalking me. But lets be honest.. do you blame her?? Can I look any more stunning after a quick mid summer molt?!

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

MOM!! Get over here, NOW!!! #grumpybeans, #monkeybeans, #aintitthelife,

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

@AlanHunterMTV “TOO-LAY-LUP”. If you think that’s bad, try Sammamish, Willapa, Issaquah, Neah...

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

My step sister didn’t make it, unfortunately. We all miss her so deeply. She was one of mom’s “originals”; holding her in her hands at 2 days. Roo was the sweetest, most gentle girl. She will be missed terribly #missyoualeady, #gonebutnotforgotten, #rooniebeans, #cantstopcrying

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

My big sister came out of surgery ok. Such a giant mass in her tummy. She lost almost half her body weight. She’s recovering well right now; sleeping in my space, but im broody again so I guess I’ll share it. Thanks for coming home, Roo. We missed you. #rooniebeans, #beanbean,

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

Every single time.. I’m on my nest, enjoying my “me” time, and this awful human stalks me to take photos! Do you mind?? #beanbean, #monkeybeans, #indoorchicken, #chickenlove, #chickendiapers, #ilovemychickensmorethanlifeitself

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

Something about mamas leg-perch makes my eyes go night-night 😴 #monkeybeans, #beanbean, #spoiledrotten, #indoorchicken, #chickenlove, #ilovemychickensmorethanlifeitself, #monkeymonkerson, #georgerules

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

Mom! Who is this other hen on your iPad?? I thought I was your favourite??!! #williebeans, #beanbean, #indoorchickens, #georgerules, #monkeybeans, #spoiledrotten, #ilovemychickensmorethanlifeitself,

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

MINE!!! #monkeybeans, #georgerules, #beanbean, #chickendiapers, #indoorchickens, #

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

Unfortunately we lost another girl today. Pop was just under 5 months old. I didn’t get to spend that much time with her, but mom tells me it had something to do with the breed. I hope she’s playing with Brown and Red upstairs. I miss them all.

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

Ta-da!! #beanbean, #monkeybeans, #monkeymonkerson, #georgerules, #indoorchickens, #chickendiapers, #puffypouch, #puffedout

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

She keeps trying to take photos of this other chicken, but we all know who the star is #monkeybeans, #beanbean, #bluebeans, #chickenlove, #chickenphotobomb

[Monkey Monkerson @MonkeyMonkerson]

She just won’t stop. This lady needs help. #snapcracklepop, #monkeybeans, #broodybeans, #indoorchickens, #georgerules, #aintitthelife, #chickendiapers