Homer Simpson.

safety inspector, Nuclear power plant

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

While you’re out there fishing I’m at home tackling box

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

Dislocated my balls

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

Today is where your toot begins the rest is still unshittin

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

Wasn’t horny u til the bar started playing Unwritten

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

Have you guys tried smores? Unbelievable

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

When those guys shot Osama did they steal a sneak peak of his squirter too?

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

Mmm yes notes of piss

[gem @giannascoli]

when do i get my adult penis

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

They should let me go into other peoples houses just to see

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

Decided to hit a bills Mock in class today why do we think ? @AnthonyMarkello

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

All dudes want the same thing & it’s to watch some puck while drinking out of the Beer Sabre

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

Do gay guys have sex with other gay guys ?

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

I won’t jerk off today April fools

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@Matt_Bove Cody Eakin

[𓄒 @BLOODANDFLAME]

Being sober is like being raped

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

My horny ass woulda went crazy in Despicable Me

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@AnthonyMarkello Good, not great

[Homer Simpson. @MonkeyPenisJr]

Chicken, bacon, beer
Run the dam ball #wanghaf