MattJack

Confidently insecure in pretty much everything I do...interested in all things writing, entertainment, and Netflix related

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

@Wieneraaron @midnight WhatInTheHellIsGoingOnHere…it’s like having a WhatChaMacall It! Except you wake up wearing a shirt and no pants

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

My new shit is @NotMattJack

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

@AppleJack825 how’s that dumb my feed is insane

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

Thinking about making a new Twitter account…it’s easier than clearing out my following list

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

Everyone needs to get on the @BasketsFX train

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

@kylekinane literally reading your tweets right now with no pants…no adult should pee their pants

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

@Marvel how do I jump on this #FreeComicBookDay ?

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

@AppleJack825 I didn’t choose the life the life chose me… https://t.co/NLA9uRtdwb

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Since day one.

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

@TheSharkDaymond is one of my heroes…someone everyone should look up to

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

Is it a doucebag move to get into vinyl records…I don’t want to have to fit into girl clothes and grow a beard #HipsterPhobia

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

I’m like the only non athlete with athletes foot…I need a support group

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

I just stretched out that far in my sweatpants region that makes people uncomfortable in public #AwesomeSave https://t.co/dhtyaYGF5b

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

ROBIN LEHNER 🙌

[Cooking Channel @CookingChannel]

.@alieandgeorgia's beer cocktail is for anyone who'll watch football in the next 2.5 weeks: https://t.co/b4ORDYw5ZH

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

I enjoy watching Rugrats…you don’t even have to wonder what they are thinking #GetOnTheirReadingLevel

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

And I just lost the remote under my cell phone…my phone is smarter and takes better memories than me

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

I would like to clear up any rumors about me…it is true
I used a whole roll of toilet paper after I got out of the shower #LaundryGuilt

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

My life goals today are to finally watch The Martian and Mad Max…and sleep a little bit more being me is exhausting

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

My favorite rap music this year has come from @MacMiller @earlxsweat and does anyone know Pusha T username????

[ADAMDEVINE @ADAMDEVINE]

These bad boy beef cakes are blasting back into your lives tonight. Season sex of WORKAHOLICS premieres 2nite 10pm!

[MattJack @MonkeyShineBoss]

I hate wearing glasses…literally on the verge of giving myself a wedgie