Michael Waller

Professional Chicken Wing Eater

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@trader_tony_ Yesss SLC!!

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@fifidragon Wait WHAT? Horrifying

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

Mr Biden,
I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure

xoxo the women in america 💙

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@trader_tony_ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@jamesdchella @mattycakes16 @hallemcberry WAIT

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@GbertGotfreed Hahaha those dogs are every bit as satisfying in person 🧦🧦

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

Olivia Rodrigo would win Eurovision

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

Today's birthday goes out to JonBenét Ramsey, who never got to see 28. RIP girl :(

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@MarkHarrisNYC And then she LISTS THE EVIDENCE. Love this thread, thank you Mark. 🙌

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

i’m feeling a sudden carnal desire to go through a car wash without a car

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@FilmUpdates No we want @SierraAnkley

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@blooomsy @keanuvarda The hotness was distracting tbh

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@MILFWEEED Fuckin love you!!!!!

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

My friend @MonkeyWaller95 is in this cool new movie and I think y’all should watch it

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana.

Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@Patrick_Martini @monkeywaller I’m a new but passionate addition to this club

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@NJTRANSIT I have been trying to leave Newark airport for 2 and a half hours, but because the trains won’t work, every bus arriving at Terminal C is too full for anybody to get on. Y’all want to pay for my Uber home?

[Michael Waller @MonkeyWaller95]

@Patrick_Martini @monkeywaller HAHA god damn thank you for being attentive