MonkeyC

I 🚱🆗 own 🙀 a musket for 💊 home 🏡 defense, ✝️ since 👨👨 that's 🍆🍅 what ⛄ the founding fathers 👬 intended.

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@MrJustinBarclay

[WXYZ Detroit @wxyzdetroit]

While discussing a possible decertification of the election and a vote on it, Regan said, "having three daughters, I tell my daughters, 'if rape is inevitable, you should just lay back and enjoy it.'" https://t.co/w2DW56NB1d

[Holly McCall @jhollymc]

Breaking news: GOP Rep. @robints has been indicted on federal charges of wire fraud in the Middle District of Tennessee. Story to follow.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

I’m dying laughing. We didn’t need government forces to stop the Peoples Convoy. The DC Beltway and the normally hyper aggressive everyday DMV area drivers did it for us. What a clown show.

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@davidbankless I want to like your podcast but your coverage of the Canadian convoy is seriously skewed.

Y’all have zoomed out enough. Put it in context even if it goes against the easy narrative. If you don’t know about the Koch brothers and their astroturfing, look into that.

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@MrJustinBarclay “All I know is(…)”

Isn’t it crazy how Trump’s blundering of the COVID response has lasting effects on the economy?

Your Republican shilling is transparent and boring. Get a new daddy, y’all are just sad.

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@deperno4mi *former president and current Russian asset don Trump

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

Faraday cage that shit son of #UkraineRussiaWar

[Anonymous @AnonPress]

⚠️ If you're in Ukraine and reading this please turn geolocation off on your phone now. Russia is using it to track gatherings. Tell those around you to do the same.

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@100trillionUSD lmao why the fuck are you following @JackPosobiec? It’s shit like this that makes #btc people seem like dipshits. Like how can an intelligent person take #1488Posobiec seriously? He’s a grifter.

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

“Defense”

#RussiaUkraineConflict

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@JohnsmcmV1 don’t you see they’re like the Jews in the holocaust? /s

goddamn weeks have been taken off my life from the stupid shit I’ve seen them say.

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

Fuck the truckers convoys. #convoy

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@danieleharper I got a similar notice after saying I hope @Timcast and some other dipshit choke to death on their own shit *in Minecraft. So, guess mine was deserved. :p

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@graffanati19 LMAO you don't know how chess works, do you? Are you vaxxed like him? :3

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@GarrettForMI Y'all suck at actual policy. Quit with the culture wars and learn to be adults you insufferable dipshits lmao

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

50 million likes and I’ll delete this account. 50,000,001 and I won’t

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

pretty sure it’s the ever-growing existential threat to all living things being caused by the oncoming climate apocalypse but yeah, sure, it’s the “wokes”. whatever.

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@incantatasomni Is this a sex joke. #BLOCKED

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@TedNivison Way ahead of you

[MonkeyC @Monkey_C_]

@VP These two haven’t had sex in so loooooong