@Monkeychu

crypto maniac

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

1/7 In infrastructure, performance is the only metric that matters.

On our latest Ecosystem Update Call, we opened up the hood on how Lava is systematically eliminating latency bottlenecks and improving network transparency.

🧵

[@Monkeychu @Monkeychu2]

What a bunch of bS we fell for it that's like two years ago

[DOMINIUM @RootkitAlpha]

These 4 posts are from the same person: Jeremy Jacques Cahen (@Pauly0x / @JackDorsey0x ) Sta. Monica CA, and his teammates, James Edgar (@JIMMYEDGAR) Brooklyn, Ryan Hickman (@hWonderofWorld) New York

The same guy who told everyone:

• “ $PORK secured major market maker deals”
• “ $PNDC & $PORK are massively underexposed”
• “You’ll regret not holding at least $1,000 of $PORK”

…is now calling the same community “shitcoin gamblers” and mocking telling people to report their losses.

After 3 years of promises, non-delivered features, subscriptions, rewards, mining, spawning, PondWater, and ecosystem narratives, holders are left with:

❌ -99% tokens value
❌ Broken promises
❌ Missing utility
❌ No accountability
✅ +$43M Users Funds off-ramped

Investors deserve answers and their money, not mockery.

If you suffered financial losses, report it to the appropriate authorities:

SEC: https://t.co/utqWbYfO39
CFTC: https://t.co/BtUr7wTkRH
FBI IC3: https://t.co/s18rW6RWWa

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Most RPC providers give you the current state.

Production applications need archival data, EVM-level debug, and transaction flow tracing across 30+ chains, without managing separate node setups for each.

One connection. Every data type. Any chain. 🌋

[@Monkeychu @Monkeychu2]

@Coinpublic @lavanetxyz That's for sure but great buy opportunity DCA lava

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Something big is coming for Lava.

06.10.26

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Decentralization isn't the pitch. What it delivers is. 🌋

Traditional finance requires performance, predictability, and safety. Lava's peer-to-peer data layer meets that standard, with verifiable uptime, node accountability, and multi-chain access that scales without single points of failure.

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Lava tracks every active provider and chain on a public dashboard, separated by Mainnet and Testnet.

It's a straightforward way to see where traffic is concentrated, who is serving the network, and how stake is distributed across independent operators.

All of it, live. 🌋

https://t.co/DRsmct5BXP

[DOMINIUM @RootkitAlpha]

Imagine spending 3,5 years posting lies to manipulate tokens price aka making Securities Fraud that only lead to their self enrichment.

And today you make this post laughing of your own community that keep posting charts off your protocol token’s that you now call them shit coins!

Jeremy Jacques Cahen (@pauly0x / @JackDorsey0x ), James Edgar (@JIMMYEDGAR ), and Ryan Hickman (@hWonderofWorld ) they spent the last 3,5 years selling you dreams and lies.

If you lost money in this, report it. Don’t let them walk away with years of extraction.

Report here:
• SEC: https://t.co/utqWbYfO39
• CFTC: https://t.co/BtUr7wTkRH
• FBI IC3: https://t.co/s18rW6RWWa

$PORK $PNDC $WPOND
https://t.co/aywdkb14U1 • poolvoid.eth • https://t.co/4zIGBPU44b

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

.@Bitbond runs Token Tool across 11 blockchains. 🌋

Real-time portfolio tracking. Data analysis. Smart contract deployments. Institutional clients.

For infrastructure, they chose Lava.

Here's why. 🧵

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Most teams find out their RPC failed after it already happened.

Lava's Smart Router adapts before you notice; dynamic routing, real-time validation, automatic retries across every chain.

By the time you'd have noticed, it already rerouted. 🌋

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

New chains need Developer access from day one.

Lava Public RPC lets blockchains and rollups launch decentralized RPC endpoints instantly backed by a permissionless network of independent Providers.

No single point of failure. From the start. 🌋

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Lava Network keeps evolving🌋

• 5 new customers
• A new Gateway coming
• Enterprise RPC improvements
• Tokenization sandboxes in real estate and energy

And a conversation with Bitbond CEO @radkoalbrecht on why @Bitbond integrated Lava's decentralized RPC network.

Watch the full May Ecosystem Call: https://t.co/nNZ6QXSoMf

[Rancho Cucamonga Police @RanchoPD]

Our deputies were out yesterday conducting e-motorcycle enforcement throughout the city. With a zero-tolerance approach toward violations, several e-motorcycles were impounded and numerous citations were issued during the operation.

Safety remains our top priority!

[@Monkeychu @Monkeychu2]

@Fahmed0xxx @hWonderofWorld @JackDorsey0x @MEXC I am glad I jumped ship a while ago fucking scammers .. but I did get some money out

[DOMINIUM @RootkitAlpha]

🚨 SOON 🚓

Wanted at Santa Monica LA, Brooklyn, New York. More than +$43M Funds Misappropriated from Community treasury wallets, drain liquidity, and enrich founders at investors’ expenses.

✔️ SEC → https://t.co/utqWbYfO39
✔️ CFTC → https://t.co/BtUr7wTkRH
✔️ FBI IC3 → https://t.co/s18rW6RWWa

$PORK $PNDC $WPOND
https://t.co/7ocl2dkHLB / Poolvoid.eth / https://t.co/1OcwnpWwKc

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Real estate tokenization is coming to Central America.

The infrastructure underneath it matters. 🌋

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Important Migration Notice for Leap Wallet Users 🌋

Leap Wallet has announced it will sunset and cease all operations on May 28, 2026. If you are currently accessing the Lava Network using @leap_wallet, you must migrate your keys to a supported wallet interface to ensure uninterrupted access to your assets.

Because Leap is non-custodial, your assets remain secure on-chain. To maintain access, you're required to back up your seed phrase or private keys from Leap and import them into another supported interface. We recommend migrating to @keplrwallet.

Once your keys are securely imported into Keplr, you can continue managing your LAVA network participation seamlessly. Below is a list of alternative ecosystem interfaces for staking, restaking and tracking operations:

Staking & Interface Operations:
• Keplr Dashboard: https://t.co/XFXdePXJoN
• Lava Center: https://t.co/ywjvfMJ8s4
• Lava Pulse: https://t.co/XR6xiD6olO
• Stavr Explorer: https://t.co/HesRorTlmi

Restaking & Optimization:
• Polli: https://t.co/sL8N4bUaU3

We want to thank the Leap Wallet team for their historical support of the Lava Network ecosystem.

Please ensure your migration is complete ahead of May 28.

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Central America is moving on-chain.

Not a pilot. Not a test. Infrastructure at scale.

More soon. 🌋

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Lava Network has processed 8T+ compute units. Still climbing.

A CU tells the protocol how long a request should take.

That shapes the routing. Providers compete on complexity, not just volume.

Rewards match the actual work. 🌋

[Lava Network 🌋 @lavanetxyz]

Engineering teams running multi-chain infrastructure know the problem: too many providers, no single source of truth, outages that hit without warning.

Smart Router is designed for real-time routing from the ground up: automatic failover, cross-validated data, and custom rules for your stack.