Code Monkeys

Minimalist web dev. Less code, more impact.

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@LeahRain77 This sandy slope feels incomplete without at least one each of John Mills, Sylvia Syms, an ambulance, and a beer, ice cold.

[Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD]

Federal prosecutors just charged an NIH virologist with smuggling biological materials into the United States.

His name is Vincent Munster. He's not a minor scientist. He runs the Virus Ecology Section at one of the government's premier BSL-4 labs.

This is bigger than a customs charge. Thread 🧵

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@Jairus_Girl @alexanderrX_ Absolutely, as opposed to the silently crying inside, world weary look of exasperation when someone ships an update at 4.30pm on a Friday.

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@Jairus_Girl @alexanderrX_ As is so often the case, context creates variation that results in opposing meanings for the same phrases.

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@TamesideRestore Reform bots don't really go for subtlety.

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@MChatNineONine Many such cases

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@GijoVarghese_ Blocking users from India solves 90% of contact form spam related to SEO and web development services. It's a blunt tool, but it works.

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@googlesearchc - not saying there's a bug in GSC external link counts... but it would be unusual to lose 15 years of links overnight

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@JLarky But why? If it's for performance, the problem isn't PHP.

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@gaganghotra_ credit to @DilumSanjaya

they're eye catching for sure.

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@tak_dcxi Amazing news. The amount of time, effort, and energy I've spent on building tooling to set the correct sizes attribute values for different projects.

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@hostedby20i Needs JPEG-XL adding to the list, especially now that it's back in Chromium-based browsers, albeit behind a flag.

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@TheJadeWarwick It's true.

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@techhalla Can't stop laughing. That is brilliant.

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@0hour1 Life blood... count me in

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@lilyraynyc @facan "We like Schema in pages" - which matches my experience. Is that enough to quieten the "schema is just tech snobbery" claims from some? Thank you for getting these responses, Lily.

[Code Monkeys @MonkeysDoCode]

@_toddanderson Clawdbot. Be much appreciated if you did do this.

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@Data56738 @evanwch I assume you're subtly referencing the Nick Bostrom thought experiment on AI paperclip production maximisation?

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@SBakerMD @JanJekielek Matches my experience. Dislocated both my shoulders playing rugby at school. Had continuous issues with dislocations ever since. Not had it happen since going carnivore and now have full range of movement in my shoulders for first time since school.