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[ceej @MonkiHatdog]

acads para sumakit ang ulo, frisbee para sumakit ang katawan 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

Uzi 🇨🇳 will organize a League tournament the "UZI CUP" after the #LPL split ends

He confirmed he will also participate and the prize pool will be substantial

via @LPLinsider_

[Suppressed Voices @supressedvoic]

New York Times Square!

[ceej @MonkiHatdog]

can't have a christmas without dds riding duterte's dih 🥀

[ceej @MonkiHatdog]

@akfrkfpt197

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

Jews quoting Hitler on National Israeli TV 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Esports Awards @esportsawards]

The winner of the Esports Play of the Year is...

@doran_choi

Congratulations!

[Abyss (follow for bangers) @Abyss_ix]

🚨 [BREAKING]: Martin "Rekkles" Larsson 🇸🇪 has agreed to join Riot's Hall of Legends in May of next year!

He would be the 1st Western player to do so 🔥

Riot did not agree.

[strwbrry 🌸 @strwblitzy]

every single hazbin ship can be summarized as “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic”

[Fanclub LoL @LPLfanclub]

[Confirmed] 2029 HLE roster

[Abyss (follow for bangers) @Abyss_ix]

🚨 [BREAKING]: Gumayusi 🇰🇷 has reached a verbal agreement with Fnatic. #LEC

The agreement is that he is going to HLE.

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

I've dated hundreds of girls in the last couple years

every single time it's always the same

at first it feels new, different
euphoric
"this is the one" i say

then a couple days later, i realize she's like the rest

that's when i understood:

this is EXACTLY what hardstuck league players feel

"trying out akali"
"yone feels better"
"maybe syndra is the answer"

every new champion is "the one"

the honeymoon phase is a trap

fresh combos
outplay potential
that hit of dopamine

then, that bad matchup, loss streak, emptiness

"my champion does no damage"
"this champ is trash"
"can't carry with this"

back to the pool
back to swiping through the champion roster like it's fucking hinge

meanwhile some 14 year old in seoul just hit grandmaster

playing garen only

2 million mastery points

doesn't know what "optimal trading patterns" means
doesn't speak english
doesn't watch guides

just knows his champion so well he can smell your mistakes in loading screen

seen every matchup 500 times

knows exactly when he wins
when he loses
when to give up cs
when to int for objectives

learned every ugly part you keep running from

here's the brutal truth i had to face:

i was the fucking PROBLEM

not the girls
not the champions
not the matchmaking

ME

i was addicted to the hunt

chasing that first-game high instead of learning what happens on game 500

you think you're "finding your main"

you're actually just a commitment-phobic bitch running from discomfort

never staying long enough to learn the bad matchups
the losing lanes
the moments where your champion feels like dog shit

that's where mastery lives

in the ugly parts you keep running away from

but you won't stay

you'll hit one bad day and it's back to the tier list
back to youtube guides
back to "maybe THIS is the one"

commitment issues don't just ruin your dating life

they keep you hardstuck in League of Legends

study the saskio way

[arsh  NAmen @arshgoyal13]

I've done some scouting for KT.

unironically, if you just get Keria off of these champions it's extremely winnable

[Caedrel @Caedrel]

IF KT 3-0 T1 in the World Finals they will tie 2015 SKT for the most dominant worlds run in history

losing only 1 game to GENG

let that sink in

[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

Europe 🇪🇺 is the only region with a 0% win rate 📉 after Round 1 of the #Worlds2025 Swiss Stage:

❌ Fnatic 0-1 CFO 🇹🇼
❌ MKOI 0-1 KT 🇰🇷
❌ G2 0-1 TES 🇨🇳

[Andrew "Grapes" Hau 🍇 @speedygrapes]

my region

[Isaac CB @AzaelOfficial]

Congratulations FLYQUEST!

You have worked hard all year long and as a result are the #1 seed from the LCS!

As a result, your reward in the first round of the World Championship is the back to back World Champions with the 5x World Champion mid laner!

#Worlds2025

[ceej @MonkiHatdog]

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