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When god sings with his creations, will a turtle not be a part of the choir?

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@PardonMyTake 16 and bc I’m a slut

[THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS @therejects]

We will outlive them all.

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Hearing reports that the Netherlands has weapons of mass destruction. @JoeBiden please look into this

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@marageorgeff_ do you really think smush Parker is better than Jordan

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@sorrowabounds @marageorgeff_

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@Mystic_248 @unusual_whales cool man

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@XanderThe1st @DogWalkBarstool You don’t miss Xanman you don’t miss

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$5 to control the music at the bar for 2 hours? Don’t mind if I do

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Ozzy Osbourne meeting John Lennon in 1975.

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Hell is sleeping through your in flight Ginger Ale

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(I’m drunk at an airport bar)

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hard to beat an airport bar’s vibe. Everyone’s pretending to be a movie character just making up where we’re flying to and what for. Oh you’re flying to Marseille for Culinary School? Lies. But, I love them.

[Paul @paulyester__]

just mispronounced Bon Iver in Starbucks and 11 people told me to kill myself

[milan @sorrowabounds]

and in that moment i swear we were infinite

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Man seeking 6 figure salary for just being whimsical and fun

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Man seeking lobotomy

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I wish Uber was around before the AUX chord. I would’ve loved to give drivers a CD I burned for our 17 minute adventure

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@marageorgeff_ definitely maybe

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Why is it a-ok to put a straw in any beverage but I straw in one single beer and everyone loses their minds

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

we were never asked