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You only looked here to see what kinda attitude you should take with that comment, right?

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@QOrigins Playing on survival mode. Aid items return health slowly over time.

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@Komaniecki_R LMM has Excited Youth Pastor delivery with early 90s Brooklyn MC flow. His rhymes are fine, not even bottom 25 of actual rappers out.

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@QOrigins Anons do contemporary social events like a physics problem “Assume a DUMB full of nuclear vampires that molest children has been assaulted by a platoon full of literal saints. Solve for x.”

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@QOrigins Zero judgment, but I would comment that our soup box was an actual box and ask if the round shape made a difference with ease of storage.

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@Komaniecki_R If Mother by Megan Trainor has no haters, tell my family I am dead.

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@Komaniecki_R I coughed on the and of 3 in bar six and fucked it.

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@BadMedicalTakes Stealing a TARDIS so I can go back and convince the writers to edit Cybermen to Transistor Men.

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@DrSarteschi The most awful pedagogy. No explanation can be clear or concise unless it’s because of implication, in which case the “obvious” truth needs no further explanation.

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@Komaniecki_R My kids had a toy xylophone and I used to play baby shark on it to bother them.

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@HBCUfessions Maybe you like the feeling of having a crush and don’t like the feeling of having to put in work to maintain a relationship. Maybe there are real issues in your marriage that are killing it. Either way, grabbing at someone else for a quick fix makes you the dummy.

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@arvofart A House of Sand and Fog. Nothing good was allowed to happen to anyone.

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@QOrigins @DrSarteschi Sovcits are my favorite characters to hate on because it’s so funny to me that they created a shamanic magic system out of the least interesting documents you find at your local county clerks office.

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@QOrigins So weird that all these patriots with ironclad evidence of infeasibly large and intricate conspiracies have such a hard time producing it when they’re under oath. Must be a conspiracy to steal all their docs.

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@Komaniecki_R Dr. Luke drawing inspiration from Uncle Luke.

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@PokerPolitics It’s been almost two years, guys. Pretty sure they’d have moved the stuff.

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@HBCUfessions This is abuse. Full stop. I can’t even laugh at this, my guy, you are in an abusive relationship and the abuser is escalating. Go away, get therapy, and protect yourself.

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@QOrigins Qanon is being genericided because journos and normies love shorthand terms for complex problems.

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@HBCUfessions If you’re finding it necessary to ask how to cheat, you are not smart enough to cheat without getting caught. Go home and sin no more, bruh, before your girl tells her side nigga to hem you up.

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@Komaniecki_R The tempo is a pitch. A slightly flat D#, I think. So I guess it’s a little slower than D#.

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@IwriteOK Majority of SOF guys I worked with were wirey. WSL, MG, and AG in regular unit heavy weapons team might be built, but not that big. Nobody wants to be that wide in a firefight.