Mono

Big scary gay labotomite. The happiest little Bingus.

[Mono @Monocu1us]

r/AmItheBinWeevil I've been skittering around my mulch pile all day, should I start building a nest?

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It should not cost this much to get a ride home at night. What if we all payed for one big car that could seat a lot of people and we made them run on regular times across all hours.

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Scouring through my old house computer is crazy, why did I make this little fucking thing.

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I merrying it, I'm merring my Christmas so hard rn.

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Every time an episode ends it lags on this fuckers cracka stare, fucking up a good song. Even in the rewatches he fucks you over.

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Just fucked up homes spaghetti, feeling large and in charge.

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I'm sorry elf

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FUCKING ELF THAT I HATE HATE ELF ELF HATE HATE THAT ELF THREW ELF GRAB ELF FED ELF TO FERAL CAT HATE ELF DESTROY ELF NO ELF

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Oh so polite, i guess you can have a little bit of boiling hot water.

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Hello.

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Darkness takes its hold.

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This smells like Lynx Africa.

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Hey have you got any waterchips, it's me the vault dweller from Fallout 1.

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I've never heard a McDonald's wail in pain, the door alarm is the normal beeps but screeching, this place is terrifying. Lovely couple though, they looked like they were having a nice time.

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60 times people asked if it was lupus and 60 times their feudal attempts were snuffed out. It isn't and never will be lupus. I'm gonna cure everyone in the world.

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It's never lupus.

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Today I saw a balloon.

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I am pibble

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Ethereal Doaks, he saw me, he knows.

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THE HOES, THE HOES!