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[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

"ᵂʰᵃᵗ? ʸ⁻ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵉʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵈⁱʳᵗʸ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᴺᵃᵈᵉᵏᵒ, ʷᵉʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ?"

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

@Chuunibiology "Nuh-uh, we like big ones! The more scoops the better!"

She reaches out a little finger to stroke the little snake head peering from her clothes.

"Ah! You've got another little friend! Cute! Is it not weird having it touch your body like that? All squirmy inside?"

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

@Chuunibiology "Wow, so you're smart and stuff? You know a lot about all kinds of critters? I'm impressed. I only know about snails like myself. Did you know, snails really like it when you buy them ice cream?"

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

@Newtypecvnny You're acting awful shy... Ah! Could it be that you've already found yourself a man? Or a woman? Are you trying to protect them? Gosh, you move fast. What kind of perverted girl are you? Has this got something to do with that n-n-n thing you were talking about?

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

@Chuunibiology "Oh... I'm sorry for losing your friend, miss! I just got a little fright..."

She stands back up, dusting off her skirt.

"You're good with animals, huh?"

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

@Newtypecvnny Oh! So you're the romantic type, huh? The kind to proudly announce 'age is just a number' while syphoning the bank account of your 40 year old boyfriend? I see, I see...

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

@Chuunibiology "He's kinda cute..! I just— Ack!"

Getting a fright from the slimy creature landing on her face, she tumbles back and lands on the floor.

"Ough... Eep, where'd he go? Is he okay?"

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

@Newtypecvnny Isn't it? Why not? Doesn't it make me a ripe grape on the vine, waiting to be plucked? I don't want it to happen, but if it did I'd prefer the perpetrator to be able to say 'I didn't know, officer, I swear,' and actually mean it...

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

@Newtypecvnny Really? You don't look like an adult! And besides, I was voted "most likely to be molested with plausible deniability" by my class, so I guess you could say I'm pretty mature!

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

ᴏꜱʜɪɴᴏ ᴏᴜɢɪ
ᵥₒᵢd ᵢₙcₐᵣₙₐₜₑ
Yₒᵤᵣ gᵤᵢₗₜ ₘₐdₑ ₘₐₙᵢfₑₛₜ

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

ᴏɴᴏɴᴏᴋɪ ʏᴏᴛꜱᴜɢɪ
ꜱʜɪᴋɪɢᴀᴍɪ
ᴀɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴏʟʟ

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

"ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ, ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ? ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴍᴇʀᴇʟʏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ꜱɴᴀᴄᴋ. ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴄᴏɪʟ ꜱᴏ?"

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴏʀᴅᴇᴀʟ, ᴋᴀɴʙᴀʀᴜ'ꜱ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛɪɢʜᴛ. ɪᴛ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜱʟᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴇxᴇʀᴄɪꜱᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇꜱ.

#LewdRP

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

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[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

A gathering of girls affected by Oddities, based on the Monogatari series.

Dark themes ahead.

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#LewdRP
#OpenDMs

[Ａｂｅｒｒａｔｉｏｎｓ @MonogatariLxwd]

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