Monokuma

Upupupu~ I am Monokuma, the school headmaster of Hope's Peak Academy, here to teach you bastards something!

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

So you better let me sleep in peace, you big jerk!

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

You idiot, thinking clicking Reset Password wouldn't set off my alarms! You fell right into my bear trap!

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

Heyyyy, you loser hacker! What do you think you're doing waking me from hibernation!?

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

Yes,this bear hopped out of hibernation to wish everyone a happy valentine's day, though for me it's just another friday you all aren't dead

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

Roses are red
Blood is too
Why not kill your lover
With a sharp thorn or two~?

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

I guess though, most bears would be getting ready to hibernate now! Uwa! I overslept!

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

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[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

If you must know, I was hibernating!

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

Has anyone died yet?

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

*yawns&

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

We're going to need to stop all this buddy-buddy crap if we want to keep their attention though!

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

Seems as your televised entrapment has been getting rave reviews!

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

@donutsarelife But where's the fun in that!? http://t.co/pacrjG6NOC

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

@donutsarelife Hmph, you're no fun. http://t.co/MxboTPlHS6

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

@donutsarelife No, it means you seduce men, take them some place and kill them.

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

@donutsarelife I guess the audience wants you to be a femme fetale

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

@donutsarelife Any good school can have a pool, but a great school keeps it clean!

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

@donutsarelife Yes, it's called maintainance. I don't think anyone would want to swim in a dirty pool, do you?

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

@donutsarelife Are there? I could've sworn I closed it for cleaning.

[Monokuma @Monomonokuma]

@actual_fujisaki Sometimes the truth is cruel, and what I said is nothimg but the bear facts!