Russell Achilles

He/Him/His. Art History Undergrad

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

this is gonna be the first year that razor blades in halloween candy isn’t an unhinged conspiracy theory

[Overwatch Anonymous @OWAnonymous_]

Only real twinks in Overwatch are Junkrat and maybe Mizuki. Wuyang and Lifeweaver are NOT twinks but people dont wanna hear it

[Avast @Avast_o]

Blizzard has essentially made and is releasing chemically engineered nerd crack for a very specific section of the Overwatch playerbase

[% | Zaza @zazablue_]

The Millennium Falcon is often thought of as like this truly incredible vessel but it’s basically a tuned Honda civic with no front or rear bumper with all of the sound deadening removed

[NotQuiteHere @NotQuiteHereTSM]

any excuse to post this clip

[blu 🍂 • grace piss enthusiast @larsgentry]

can’t even masturbate with adhd bro. vibrator was on but i got distracted and ended up on the wikipedia page for the han dynasty

[YŌKAI 🐰🚬🐺 (REGULAR GRIND HELL) @TAIFUCHU]

my bad guys this was supposed to be satire not cosmic inspiration

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[ⅸ @letthesuntalk]

always fucking finland ohcmy god bro what do y'all have up there besides hockey and saunas rhat makes y'all so artistically inclined

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

For the love of god please stop using AI images in memes. It’s not fucking funny. What’s funny is an image of bilbo baggins holding a poorly cut and pasted bong with a corny layered smoke effect with moo deng in the foreground and a speech bubble that says lol blaze it

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[marie @crfemme]

bdsm 🤝 catolicismo

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

Maybe the most dripped-out man in the whole commonwealth

[Tray @tray790x]

I don't think there's a single game franchise that benefits from being played in chronological order over release order

[jess (mauga brainrot 🏝️) @jessdotmp4]

was rewatching this video of a creator going over mauga and i got to the design section and i deadass forgot he would start spitting the most real shit i’ve ever heard

[Kim @Gwazi16]

Leon Kennedy

[francis SAW 🐍✈️ @pte_wntz]

i just love how he’s talking so excitedly about the camera while the clip of him screaming fighting for his life is playing in the background 💀💀💀

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

People in the replies talking about missing them doing lore stuff is so funny because what I miss is the science stuff they did WAY back, like calculating if you could survive the speed the Zelda hookshot pulls you in real world physics

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Still one of the funniest tweets I’ve ever seen in my entire life