Monroe

Sleep Specialist // Occasional Rapper // Working Class Mafia

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

Don’t buy a usb c charger from Poundland I’ve had my phone on charge for 20 minutes and I’ve got no more battery than I started with

[Kwadwo @Kwadwo_Hemeng]

Last dance 🙏🙏🙏

[PATINA RESEARCH @patinaresearch]

The moment car designers stopped getting high

Koenig Specials

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

Why is there ALWAYS a smelly cunt on the Piccadilly line, have a day off man some man are stinkinnnnn

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

West london is finished man, This could never happen in east London. I once saw a roadworks crew try to shut manor road overnight but the locals were just moving the signs and driving down there anyway 😂

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

Transport for London is dropping a massive headache on West London by completely shutting down the A40 Westway in both directions starting at 10 PM on Friday, 20th March.

This isn’t just a quick weekend job - the road will be closed 24/7 all the way until late April 2026 while they replace structural joints under the flyover. Because the A40 carries a massive 96,000 vehicles every single day, TfL has already warned that local roads are going to face “widespread chaos” and heavy gridlock. Even if you don’t drive, 33 bus routes are going to be caught in the mess.

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

How’s this for luck, going on holiday to a state of the art sports complex in the canaries… just broke my Apple Watch strap at the airport how am I going to show off my ring closures all week I’m fuming

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

@Tesco just brought one of your bags for life and it’s broken like those, not what I expect for the premium prices you charge for these things

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

Got in a cab home, bit chilly. Looked at my weather app please tell me why it’feels like -6’ outside and my cabdriver has the windows opennnnnnnnnbruv

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

Can’t lie it’s a nice feeling when someone compliments your car in traffic, I know why my Asian brothers spend all their money on big whips

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me after a few San Miguel.

[IJ | mwen pa sòt online @aChildOf2Worlds]

Office conversations for the next week in the UK loading…

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

@ltmuseum I have tried to contact you through email and had no reply - my order 2000280579 was not delivered to me, I contacted Royal Mail and they have said its been returned to you and received by you but you haven’t refunded my money.

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

Just been given a courtesy car from Audi - a 2025 Q2 manual and it might be the worst car I’ve driven since I started driving over 15 years ago

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

Reason 9,234 I will never go on a cruise fuck that

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

A woman got stuck on a slide on a cruise for almost an hour. 😳

I would absolutely have just passed out and never woke up lmao 😭

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

Wanqing Yu is a craaazy name, sounds like my type of woman though

[Byron Wan @Byron_Wan]

🇨🇳 Li Liu (left pic) and 🇨🇳 Wanqing Yu (right pic), two Chinese students living in Leeds, have been locked up after exploiting a massive loophole in Britain’s rail compensation system. Liu and Yu raked in a whopping £156,743 — Liu stole £141,031, Yu £15,712 — by scamming the Delay Repay scheme for three years.

The pair discovered that the national Delay Repay system did not automatically cross-check claims for ticket refunds and delay compensations. They abused this by first claiming refunds on tickets they pretended they didn’t want, then cashing in on Delay Repay refunds when those trains ran late.

The duo meticulously researched train services across the country. They used 16 fake passenger identities to spread out claims and multiple bank accounts to hide funds, and monitored the scam via a 20-SIM card adapter.

The scam ran from 2021 until their arrest by British Transport Police. Both admitted conspiracy to defraud and possession of criminal property. Liu was jailed for 30 months; Yu got 17 weeks but will likely walk free due to time served.

Liu’s background in computer science helped him engineer the fraud, while Yu’s English skills aided in crafting believable claims.

Liu began a one-year course at Leeds University last year, having previously applied for an advanced computer science course at Birmingham University. Yu was enrolled on a one-year English-teaching course at Leeds.

https://t.co/rSzxxMUwwd

https://t.co/BYb64jNdwb

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

"Wanqing Yu" is the name of a femme fatale sent by the Chinese to kill Austin Powers.

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

Messi in vapors

[(fan) @TotalLamine10]

This is how Leo Messi played at Lamine Yamal's age and there are people who compare them 😂.

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

MAFS UK makes me realise how people outside of London are so different, how you calling yourself a successful entrepreneur because you top up peoples botox in your living room. 😂 money goes further up north init

[Monroe @MonroeJoe]

Alright people, I need a new job man, anyone have any career advice for changing careers in their 30’s? Don’t need a super high salary just something that’s interesting to do, has progression and pays around 50k, not shift work. Any advice welcome ❤️

[L Martin @LMartinTRTD]

For Those STILL Locked In 🔐 EP

Out Now on all digital platforms

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