OmoPastor 349

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[Egal @EGTVEgal]

John obi Mikel was calling Arsenal cheats for scoring corner kicks 🤣

But he’s becoming an apologist for Mancity 🤣

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Jamaica. Brazil. Indonesia. Bangladesh. Morocco. Egypt. Anything and everywhere but Anambra under your watch.

Eight years as governor. Eight years with the budget (period of oil boom), the authority and the platform to lay a marker for sports. Yet not one reference to a single thing he built. No models. No infrastructure. No reference team like Enyimba 2000s.

Even Orji Uzor Kalu can point to that Enyimba. Two CAF Champions League titles under his watch, a record no Nigerian club has matched since. That is a legacy you can name.

But when your mob does not care for receipts, you can quote every country on earth and never once account for your own years in office. The sectors he now claims to know how to fix better than anyone else were right there in his hands.

Dear sir, you governed for almost a decade. What model did you set up that Nigeria or any other state can learn from?

We have verified. None. Zilch. Nada.

[⁶𓅓FATTZ ⁶𓅓 @fattzglobal]

Let me guess real hot girl shit, fuck these niggas, pussy good, ass fat, yadayaydayaydayada…..oh I almost forgot 😜ahhh

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

When I sought your mandate, I promised to move Nigeria towards a credit-based economy and to establish a loan guarantee scheme that would help small businesses overcome the barriers that keep them from finance.

That promise was about something practical. A worker with access to credit can buy what the family needs and pay over time, and a small business can invest today against the income it expects tomorrow.

We have been building the institutions to make that possible. Through CREDICORP, working Nigerians can access consumer credit. Our students can finance their education through NELFUND, while the Bank of Industry and Development Bank of Nigeria continue to lend to businesses.

The National Credit Guarantee Company takes on one of the hardest barriers to business credit.

[ARDENT GOONER @TheArsenalMind]

I actually think prime Giroud would suit this Arsenal team pretty well.

Arsenal fans, would you take him in this side right now? 👀

[Woye @woye1]

@NigAffairs To criticize a policy, read about it first and not a beer parlour Cho Cho @DinoMelaye

[Ayobami @dondekojo]

Even for economic reasons, I’d never move to a place I don’t like the people only to complain everyday or live with hate. Guess that’s why I just sit down in Ibadan.

[奧盧瓦塞貢 @Omo_Odua1]

Nobody needs all these stories. I can see you are from Enugu. You voted Ekueremadu, Sullivan, your Kinsmen voted Ikpeazu who gave your mothers 500naira after safe delivery. He once said ShopRite is an achievement. Go clean your house first before lecturing us on good governance

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

2hrs, 22 replies.

So what exactly was the reason for the outrage when a woman donated Garri to Yayi campaign?

Please explain to me.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

“Date within your tax bracket” is always funny coming from people whose entire dating preference is someone in a higher one.

[YUA @creative_yua]

When Enori dropped an apology video, I saw that a lot of people were praising her for admitting she was wrong. Then those people started tagging @itelNigeria and pleading that they forgive the girl.

The same thing is playing out in Deriko's case. Several people have been tagging @TonyOElumelu and pleading for mercy.

But you see...

All of you pleading on behalf of these boys and girls are the real cankerworms.

You're the ones providing a breeding ground for these fatuous, asinine behavior that doesn't seem to be leaving anytime soon.

Now look at the screenshot below: that's another id!ọt in the making!

And you all emboldened these people.

You all are the ones always pleading for them and making them feel like heroes when they apologize.

You all are the ones quoting their defamatory posts, liking them, commenting on them, and retweeting them.

You all are the ones engaging their apology videos: quoting, retweeting them, and commenting on them.

And wetin concern Elon...

At the end of the day, Enori will still get paid handsomely from those defamatory statements, theatrical apologies and inane damage control posts that you all continue to engage. Deriko will still get paid a lot of money from those millions of views you all are helping him amass.

So, they're basically still rewarded for their bad behaviors. And you all are the ones who make it possible.

I mean, even if you want to react to such posts, just screenshot them and make a standalone post that doesn't directly help their own post? The attention is what they want in the first place, so starve them of it.

Please nobody should plead for these people again!

Or else, more of them will keep sprouting, like the guy in this screenshot, and YOU might be their next victim.🫵🏽

Anyway....
Stay sharp 🪒

[gōji @stillgoji]

“the way my body responds to soft life, i knew it was meant for me”

[Lord Scummander Zhurg!🗡️ @zhurg_]

“You are my missing rib”

To your 75th lover in 26-30years?

How many ribs you get werey.

[Udy 💜 @mykael_yuddy]

Doesn't Nigeria already have a plethora of "men of God" like Jerry Eze? Where's the "better"?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇪🇸 Carlos Cuesta and Parma decide to part ways due to different views in developing the project/transfers and more.

Cuesta leaves Parma job after finishing 12th last season as second youngest manager in Serie A history; and 13th now after beating Genoa in his last game.

After rejecting several proposals this summer from clubs from abroad, Cuesta now open to new chapter.

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

Oyazarbal wasted his career but Bruno didn’t

[Adéníke Àjoké 🎀 @ashantewa1]

Ok

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Roughly 34% of Nigeria’s coastline is in the Lagos—Ogun—Ondo corridor.

But yeah, na una get water

[OmoPastor 349 @MonsieurPepper]

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[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Did you ever play table soccer with bottle tops as a kid? Funnily enough, we never called it table football. It was always table soccer. What I am trying to remember is what we used as a ball. Do you remember?

[HARRY™ @Olalekan_000]

Dortmund sold Ousmane Dembélé for €140m.
Dortmund sold Jude Bellingham for €133m.
Dortmund sold Jadon Sancho for €85m.
Dortmund sold Christian Pulisic for €64m.
Dortmund sold Jamie Gittens for €65m.

And somehow, they ended up selling Erling Haaland for just €60m 😭😭