Nick

Author of Monsion's Monday Mashup
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Host of Backstage Pass 📻
Drama Music Specialist at Vassar College
High School Valedictorian

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

School stands for seven crappy hours of our lives

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I live to sneeze

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In 7th grade a girl I barely knew asked me if dicks made spring noises like "boing-ong" when they got a boner

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

Overhearing my family talk about world politics is like overhearing kids talk about what they think sex is.

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

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@jeremysmiles Jesus, Bill

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@kevlloydlozano It was a great speech

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@Biedersam Rather be heard and not seen

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@BEASTMO90001125 @kevlloydlozano It was a great speech actually

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@allieverneeded @kennyroysgrammy Well he also wrote Newsroom

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My dad is so old- my dad is SO old that when his boss says jump, he says "how"

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@BreshPrince @Losersaybutt I got it: Sponge Bob and Pat-Rick and Morty-Cai and Rig-Bravia and Butt Heads or Tails

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Rick and Morty-cai and Rigby

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@BreshPrince @Losersaybutt That one's a stretch

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

white people be like i love season 2 of spongebob more than my family

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My Bloog Bloog take is that you don't deserve to be "best Shloopy" list if you eventually turned into a Ploop Duke

[eli @90shal]

my hottest star wars take is that you don't deserve to be "best jedi" list if you eventually turned into a sith lord

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@Losersaybutt SpongeBob and Pat-Rick and Morty-cai and Rig-Breavis and Butthead

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Whenever my dad and aunt would get in political fights he'd say stuff like "you don't come in here and disrespect the FBI in my HOUSE in front of my SON" and I would be like 17 and drunk

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Touched down in LA at 8am and got dick by 11 am. Drank matcha, smoked a joint and took a nap all on a 77 degree day. LA, they could never make me hate you