Edina Monsoon

Here at Monsoon PR™, we turn the crap into credible, the dull into delicious, I PR things, people, places, concepts......LULU! Popspecs© - mainly my idea.

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

What is this? Some late life lesbo party? Its all leopard print and liver spots..... like old age camoflage!

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

How many Oms have I given you?? Where is my enlightemment you stupid, buggering blue buddha!

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

KAVANA HAS JOINED THE RANKS PEOPLE! https://t.co/INPHxNemhv

[Kavana @kavana_official]

@Monsoon_PR I was hoping you ? 😎

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

@kavana_official who does your PR darling?

[𝙱𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚂 @BNicholas]

@Monsoon_PR and @FashMagSlag_ followed: It's been a good day for this #AbFab fan.

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

Aiming for the weekend.

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

Is he still in Ebola or wherever it is hes from?

[Patsy Stone @FashMagSlag_]

@Monsoon_PR BONG?

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

And before you know it your just a visitor in your own face!

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

u shouldnt have started darling, once u do the top beak u have 2 balance it with the bottom beak, then u have to balance it with the cheeks!

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

@paulsouthphilly thats not our baby!!!! 😲

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

Diobioversity sweetie..... its educational.... no im not drunk.... im at the bloody Zoooo!

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

Its biodegrading sweetie, its just goes down and then you can use it as Shampoooo..... or something!

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

Sweetie, do you mind not pulling that face whilst you grind.... I dont want to drink a cup full of your anger!

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

Thats not a tired cry, this is a tired cry.... ARRRRRRRGH! Stick a cork in it, a Champagne cork, she cant swallow the fat bit darling!

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

So John the old Mufasa gave you and his 10 wives the old Hakuna Matata did he darling... hmmmm?

[Edina Monsoon @Monsoon_PR]

Pariah darling.... its a fish!