mana | ceo of dumbassery

she/her | send me chicken nuggets pls

[mana | ceo of dumbassery @MonstazCookies]

@LarabelleD mmmnouuu

[mana | ceo of dumbassery @MonstazCookies]

@LarabelleD nou borthday bean

[mana | ceo of dumbassery @MonstazCookies]

aaaaaaa i dropped my phone in the toilet and then in the sink and now the ringer keeps going on and off and volume up and down ,_, send help

[mana | ceo of dumbassery @MonstazCookies]

26 oops

[Bob @muyskerm]

0 points bby. I've already eaten everything on this list and would again happily. Growing up we ate what dad made for dinner or we didn't eat. If I had been a picky water idk if I would have survived.

[mana | ceo of dumbassery @MonstazCookies]

@LarabelleD it peep 👁.👁

[Poems For J🌸 @skylarvibes]

HEY YALL I WANTED TO LET YALL KNOW THAT USPS AND FEDEX ARE BOTH HIRING ALL ACROSS THE NATION PLEASE APPLY THE REASON THERES A DELAY ON SHIPPING IS DUE TO THE LACK OF STAFF SO PLEASE APPLY

USPS AND FEDEX ARE HIRING RT TO HELP A FRIEND

[mana | ceo of dumbassery @MonstazCookies]

@TheRealLL64 happy borthhhh frennnn!!!🥳🥳🥳

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

This is Louis DeJoy. He is the huge Trump DONOR who Trump made the Postmaster General of the United States. He is trying to DESTROY the US Postal Service to help Trump steal an election.

We need to make him famous.

[Jennifer Scheurle @Gaohmee]

Yesterday was Portland’s first night in over 50 days without police or fed interference with the protests and - who knew - everything was calm and peaceful. No major incidents.
Almost like violence has always been instigated by the people with actual weapons.

[emerson @emerson_toomey]

THE USPS HAS A MERCH STORE

[Leslie Odom, Jr. @leslieodomjr]

He’s starting this already.

People warned us on the day he was sworn in. They said he’d never want to leave.

No. Delay.

[mana | ceo of dumbassery @MonstazCookies]

this morning while i was still asleep, my dad tried to comd in nd wake me @ 8am and i was like no so while i was still asleep i started telling him to go away then i woke up bc i was yelling

mission failed😔😔

[✧ KC ✦ @daixykaren]

It costs $0 to retweet an artist 🎨

[Arial, like the font. @honestari]

Did you know it cost $0 to retweet a young black author? 🥺🤎

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

Friends don't let friends skip elections. Text FRIENDS to 26797 to make sure you are registered. And tag your friends below to remind them to check their registration. @iamavoter #RegisterAFriendDay... @GwynethPaltrow