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I love long romantic walks to the fridge! 💚• #hashtag game cohost

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@CaptainObvious HAHA so accurate!! 🤣

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yallll i am STOKED!!! 😜 for the premier of #TheBachelorette it’s going to be CRAZZZZY & i’m here for it!! let’s gooo!!

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

I have finally figured out that 21 Pilots’ song “Blurry Face” was about this wonderful human being right here #TheBachelor

[allsmiles @ohhkayy12]

Peter’s ring of choice if he proposes to Victoria F

#TheBachelor

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How is it disgusting to Victoria that Madi wants to save herself for marriage? If anything it’s disgusting to sleep around #thebachelor

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If Peter really loves @madiprew he will respect her decisions do it won’t affect his at the rose ceremony #thebachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

Who is Victoria to be bashing on Madison? #thebachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

Ok, I don’t like Kelsey but WHY VICTORIA?!?!?!?! Peter makes absolutelyNO sense whatsoever #thebachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

This should be the easiest rose ceremony for Peter #thebachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

Peter: “I don’t know who I’m gonna send home”
Me: Um, excuse me, WHAT?!?!?!!
Like what just freaking happened with Victoria? Why WOULDN’T you send her home?!?!??!!
#thebachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

If I were Peter I would’ve just told Victoria to stay home and save a trip #thebachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

Ok, CLEARLY Victoria is NOT done #thebachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

There Victoria goes hiding and crying again. What is this like the fourth time? #TheBachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

I really wish Victoria would quit trying to play the innocent one in all of this #thebachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

Let the fight of the century BEGIN!!!! #thebachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

@Laura75968952 Well he’s already got it everytime he’s with her anyway

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

Whoever this Marissa girl is is already in second place #thebachelor

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It’s nice to know that Victoria didn’t date Hunter Hayes too
#TheBachelor

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I’m sorry. I’m not usually mean but Madison is BEAUTIFUL but other than her mom, she comes from a slightly ugly family....
#TheBachelor

[the_blob_monster @MonsterBlob]

Hannah Ann’s dad: “Don’t tell her you’re in love with her”
Peter: Tells her anyway
#TheBachelor