Monster Crush

Smoochin' since 2018. Join expert cryptowoologists @DSword16 & @TheLadyDame for a podcast about looking for love in all the wrong places 🔞. Art by @wowcait

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

You can always find our episodes here: https://t.co/ASiWxZmqHv
Or wherever podcasts are found

We are also a proud member of the @Sword_and_Key Network and suggest you check out their other shows and games

Please reach out with any spooky experiences you’d like to share with us!

[Dairyland Frights @DairylandFright]

https://t.co/g04C3us9v6 We team up with @MonsterCrushPod to talk:
👀 Weird cryptids
💋 Ghost hookups
🐟 Hairy fish
😳 The Dong Wrangler
& more!
It’s creepy, hilarious & unhinged.
🎧 Listen now: [your link]
#paranormal #cryptids #podcast

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

You can listen/download to our newest episode wherever you get your podcasts or you can do all of that here: https://t.co/abEnalR93U

Feel free to reach out with your own monster crushes or with your personal stories or the (possibly sexy) paranormal!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

Happy Mommy’s Day from all of us at Monster Crush! To celebrate we bring you an episode dedicated to the Greek mythological matriarch of monsters! So strap in and strap on for The Echidna!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

Thank you to everyone who joined us on this wonderful ride!

Listen to/download this episode wherever you get your podcasts or you can listen/download here https://t.co/iMxzDki5cK

Reach out with your own monster crush, monsters you’d like to hear about, or your own spooky tales!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

Episode 100 is here! I can’t believe we are finally here! And speaking of unbelievable things - is there a monster lurking in the murky depths of Loch Ness? Yes! At least we want the answer to be yes. So join us for a deep dive into Derek’s first monster love!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

Listen/download wherever you get podcasts or you can listen/download here: https://t.co/OH3OzSS3Ta

If you like (or even LOVE) what you hear, leave us a review! And reach out to us with your monster crush and/or personal paranormal stories!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

No joke, a new Monster Crush episode is here! It’s episode 99 so we figured we had better go big or go home. And what’s bigger than dinosaurs?! So enjoy our romantic intentions towards the Kassi Rex, an apex predator dino cryptid supposedly from the Congo!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

Plus you can complete your own bracket and see how it pairs up with ours right here!

Listen/download wherever you get your podcasts or you can do all of that here: https://t.co/awgyWdsEzq

Leave a review if you loved what you heard!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

The latest episode of Monster Crush is out!
This episode we bring you Pt. 2 of IN THE MARCH OF MADNESS with the GOO (Great Old One) Conference and the FINAL WINNER!
So strap in and strap on for all sorts of tentacular terrors eager to wiggle their way into your hearts and minds!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

You can listen/download to this episode wherever you get your podcasts or you can listen/download here: https://t.co/MRUBdAY2H5

Leave a review if you loved what you heard!

And reach out to share your own monster crushes or your own paranormal (and maybe also sexy stories)!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

IN THE MARCH OF MADNESS IS BACK!!!
This year we bring you an all new bracket with some of the slimiest, saltiest, most eldritch monsters to lose your mind over!
Fill out your own bracket (below) and let us know what tentacular horror will win your SALTY 16 SINGLE SMOOCH BRACKET!

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

They have nothing to apologize for

[Kaiju No. 14 @14_kaiju]

Daily reminder that Bandai made gachapon figures of Godzilla monsters apologizing for their acts of mass destruction at a press conference.

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Listen and download wherever you get your podcasts or you can always use this link https://t.co/Tsxy2vIOvh

Make sure to leave us a review if you like what you heard!
And reach out to let us know your paranormal stories (especially if they have a sexy twist to them)

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

Have you listened to our Valentine's Day episode yet?
LD gets two monsters of her dreams (nightmares are dreams too) with the Danish Hell-knight Valraven and the Korean 9-tailed fox Kumiho. Be careful sharing your heart with these monsters, they'll probably want to eat it!

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It was a busy day yesterday but we didn’t want to go without wishing you all a happy and monstrous Valentine’s Day!

Our valentines episode will drop this Sunday with some monsters who will literally eat your heart out!

[bethany baptiste @StorySorcery]

It’s V-DAY, and I’m YOUR matchmaker! Looking for a story w/:

💋 Middle-aged sluts
💋 He’s obsessed w/ her
💋 Werewolves & fated mates
💋 2nd chances & forced proximity

Meet THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME. Your date is set for Oct 8. Don’t be late!

PREORDER: https://t.co/rDa7IDJDfa

[Jes the Human @jesthehuman]

Calling all Monster F*ckers, I need your wildest hear me out monsters for a recording tomorrow.

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

Listen to the Date 41 - The Good, The Gooder, and The Goodest Boys: https://t.co/wXMQv8tnzp

Listen to the Bonus Episode - D&D Lycanthropes with The Lady Dame: https://t.co/izfIK4dtNV

[Monster Crush @MonsterCrushPod]

Turns out Feb 6th is National Werewolf Day in the US?!
To celebrate you can listen to one of our more lycanthropic episodes including Date 41 - The Good, the Gooder, and The Goodest Boys or Bonus Date (between eps 62&63) D&D Lycanthropes with The Lady Dame!

[bethany baptiste @StorySorcery]

🚨COVER REVEAL TIME🚨

It's February 6, NATIONAL WEREWOLF DAY which means it's also COVER REVEAL DAY for my "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book, THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME.

Out October 8, 2025!

PREORDER HERE: https://t.co/lKzhaiKA89

Cover Illustration: @plasticbottru