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Ship Log: stuck in the elevator for 20 minutes chasing Michael Myers

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@SydneyQOfficial How are you so perfect 😍😍😍

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@Trevornoah https://t.co/pEt0gYc8ZR

Best album of the year

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#BuildBetterPeople

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[TheLochJessMonster @MonsterLochJess]

@KevinJames I just watched #SweatTheSmallStuff for the thousandth time and I'm still laughing my ass off. I still make the car lock noise to my girlfriend. Please tell me you're working on a new special or at least touring near Seattle 🤓🤓🤓

[TheLochJessMonster @MonsterLochJess]

@RepJohnDuncanJr @TheDailyShow @Trevornoah

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Did @RepJohnDuncanJr just use the term "jewopoly"? #WTF #DentureDonald

[TheLochJessMonster @MonsterLochJess]

God Blesh America #DentureDonald

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YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEBODY’S NECK?

[TheLochJessMonster @MonsterLochJess]

@gcodetb4l bro leave announcing alone. Couldn't you tell you were annoying the shit out the people next to you? #XGames

[TheLochJessMonster @MonsterLochJess]

"I did NOT stick my finger up your ass!"

~ Sgt. Denver

Best line of the series
#LivePD #AskSticks

[TheLochJessMonster @MonsterLochJess]

How does punching a man in the back help apprehend an individual? Why did he not help wrestle the man's arm back? #LivePD #AskSticks

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@lildickytweets yo Firm Handshake What's up with with this bullshit song https://t.co/QWC8XXtd3C by @xxxtentaci0n_

#StraightJackinBeats

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@TennisChannel who hired the cameraman from the '66 Batman series for those cockeyed close ups?

[TheLochJessMonster @MonsterLochJess]

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@alyankovic "...and fortunately soon it came to be, Mr.Trump's dying day..." #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain