Mackenzie

Luke 6:31// FGCU '22

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Eating alone is one of if not the most sacred experience you can have on this earth

[Mackenzie @Monster_MHK]

Decided to do 75 hard this year with a whole foods diet. One of the harder things I've done in terms of discipline. Worth it.

Day 1 -> Day 75

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

PS5: *Beep*

Your girlfriend:

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[Mackenzie @Monster_MHK]

@ValentinoKhan FLY ME OUT

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Girls are shit with birthday gifts you'll hint for a Rolex all year & she'll turn up with a jar that's filled with 22 things she loves about you

[Mackenzie @Monster_MHK]

@ValentinoKhan FLY ME OUT

[Mackenzie @Monster_MHK]

@MiamiDolphins @AlabamaFTBL Fucking retards this franchise is a joke no matter who is running it

[Jackson @Jacksonsrule]

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini
or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

[Keaton Weiss @thatkeaton]

‘We can’t invest in America because we’re fighting wars’ is literally the opposite of what he ran on.

Biggest scam in modern political history, hands down.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Please I don’t ever want to hear about your financial problems. Keep it to yourself. It gives me the ick. Be a girl.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

So he's flat out telling us that we're in a war with Iran because Israel forced our hand. This is basically the worst possible thing he could have said.

[Bryan @Metalpanthers]

Gold medal in both women’s and men’s hockey. What a time to be alive

[Mackenzie @Monster_MHK]

How come Arizona tea is more expensive in the state of Arizona than in Florida???

[Mackenzie @Monster_MHK]

@BlizzyFins I agree with everything you said except for getting McCarthy. Not a fan at all just another mediocre HC. Don't think he would last more than 2-3 years at best.

[Mackenzie @Monster_MHK]

CARSOON FUCKING BECKKKKKK #Canes

[Mackenzie @Monster_MHK]

@BrandonPerna If you are upset about this you haven't actually watched dolphins games.