Monty

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. -Isaac Asimov

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[Strong Black Lead @strongblacklead]

Martin’s been waiting to tell this story for a minute! 😂. The 51st AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Eddie Murphy, now on Netflix.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The little rascals sneaking into an R rated movie

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

GUYS A BLACK WOMAN IN A STOCK CAR

I REPEAT

A BLACK WOMAN IN A STOCK CARRRRRRRRRRR

[Monty @Mont_Johnson]

@JadeandJamal Yoooooooo

[deepy @DeepyVA]

kissing it through the panties 😵‍💫

[Monty @Mont_Johnson]

@Syn_TheHuman Send What? Some music? Pictures of the dogs? Some extra dollars?

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

Say it with your whole fucking chest.

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Telling people your plans can jinx it.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

It gives you choices and choices are in fact everything.

[#ForeverShenae @MouseJones]

Tf wrong with yall? 9.8/10 there’s NEVER any reason to inflict physical harm to a child. For any reason, discipline or other. This why im pro choice, cuz i’d rather a child not be here than to be given to some abusive idiots

[Monty @Mont_Johnson]

@KanikaTolver DC? How was it?

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

The war in Ukraine is a massive money laundering scheme.

[Monty @Mont_Johnson]

@FPSYuta @ImMoosey @Erusan__ Y'all are wilding 🤣

[Monty @Mont_Johnson]

@FPSYuta @Erusan__ @ImMoosey Big facts insomnia cookies smack!

[Monty @Mont_Johnson]

@FullCourtPUMPS You got this Mandii!