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[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

Should I make this my pinned tweet? It feels like I'm advertising myself, and that feeling is weird.

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

if youre reading this post youre a moron

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

@BillSimmons A rare WNBA tweet from you is one too many.

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

@nytimes make sure to remember as your readership enters a steeper decline and your coverage becomes more and more removed that the problem is actually all those horrible dumbasses experiencing a reality your board of editors didn't authorize. You've never been wrong.

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

@colincowherd @kendricklamar I take it you're white

[michelle @michelleakin]

y’all… i have achieved a dream.

[Meccha Japan @mecchaJP]

Pokémon and Tools - Bidoof Male & Female Version Stools - Coming Soon!
#Pokemon #Bidoof

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

@JohnLeFevre ur weird

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

Actually one more thing I want to say. Thank you to @fastbreakbreak for creating the show and the community that came through it. Keith, Jon, and Chuck built something beautiful, and a bunch of people I only knew through a slack came together to contribute. I'm so, so grateful

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

Hello. My buddy Pandy has a pup who needs surgery. She is only $80 away from being able to get the puppo the care needed, but $80 is tough to come by. If you can contribute even a little bit, I will love you forever.

https://t.co/Csqkl72qug

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

To follow up, she has reached her goal! Thank you to everyone but the weird porn bots in my replies. I'm fucking glowing right now. Y'all rule.

Now I go away again.

But once more: thank you.

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

Hello. My buddy Pandy has a pup who needs surgery. She is only $80 away from being able to get the puppo the care needed, but $80 is tough to come by. If you can contribute even a little bit, I will love you forever.

https://t.co/Csqkl72qug

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

@MaryFair226674 @Flaujae @LSUwbkb @GamecockWBB As a meat clerk, you're dumber than the ground beef I scrape out of the grinder. I would advise you and the other 226673 Mary Fairs to keep the fuck to yourselves.

[John Wall @JohnWall]

Only hoopers cum

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

And he took a can of Ronson's lighter fluid and he squirted it over the top of his head and proceeded to light himself on fire
And he stood there glowing and said "Remember this day"

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

The man, he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss
It was a big wet, slippery kiss and he had sweat dripping off of his nose onto the windscreen
As he looked out over the audience, he said "God bless you, God bless you one and all"

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

@duckvalentine I'm a pokemon now.

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

Made 80 pounds of sausage today.

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

@MG_Schindler This is wonderful news. Thank you.

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

@MG_Schindler Hey Mark. Hope you're well. Just wanted to follow up. How's the couch doing?

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

@MG_Schindler couch

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

Every time I tag my partner her handle is different.

[Mat @MontaWorldPeace]

My life kind of felt like it was on pause for a couple years while I was sorting some shit out and while other stuff was being sorted out for my partner. In the last week or so, we've pressed play again. Or record. One or the other. I'm excited, and I love @JamminTigerArt