Montague Problems

Sprawling around River #3 of Trois Rivieres. Don't bother going swimming though. Undisputed Heavyweight DUI Champion. ***Now with 500% more immigrants!***

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Things The Town of Montague Hates:

0 - Puppies
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2 - Morell
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4 - Books
5 - Poverty
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7 - Cancer
8 - Hitler
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10 - The Boys and Girls Club

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Lots of pretty things on Main Street.

Shirtless, toothless men not being one of them.

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I'd say that @justinbieber would fit in really well in Montague #DUI #boozin #cruisin

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Having fun isn't hard!
When you got a lib....oh shit

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Parade Traffic #montaguedays #montagueprobs

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Lost your Montague friends @ the bar?

Try:
Back Bar @ Peakes
Side Bar @ Dirty
Downstairs @ The Factory
Upstairs @ Hunters

You're Welcome

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Trying to drive through Montague on prom night. #montagueprobs Congrats to the class of '13. Be safe, have a blast.

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Montague Drinking Game

1) Drink 1 for every friend you have on pogey.
2) Drink 2 for every teen mom you know.
3) Get alcohol poisoning.

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Shout out to all past Miss Montague contestants. #montagueprobs

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"Pogey" is no longer Montague's number 1 source of income.
#settingday #lobsterseason

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Does anyone know the number for Dr. Hambly's office?
Need to know if you can die from an ice cream headache because Gillis's opens tomorrow

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@MontagueProbs In what context are you referring to Cardigan? ^MC

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.@Bell_Mobility @koodo @TELUS Have you guys ever heard of Cardigan before?

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You have a DUI.

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You never have to ask what the acronym DUI stands for.

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One of your close friends has a DUI.

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Ordered Montague KFC drive-thru.
My grandson died of old age by the time I got my food.

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Fuck Burger Love, when can it be Gillis's time?

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This is why we can't have nice things RT @PEIGuardian: BREAKING: Recycling depot destroyed by fire near Montague: MONTAGUE

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If you like it then you shoulda built a roundabout on it.