Montana Sassy Class

I love sweet tea and adventures.

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You may have a nice boat and go to the lake but I have an inflatable kiddie pool in my front yard so who's the real winner here?

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I need something to believe in because I don't believe in you anymore.

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Tell me again how some things just work out because I can't seem to remember.

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It's not like its forever I just want to feel better.

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Ok. I'm done. Netflix and Oreos are my best friend AND boyfriend.

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My old best friend turned into the thirstiest whore and my best friend is a thirsty whore. Obvi choosing friends is something I cannot do.

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I hate children and babysitting.

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Live in such a way that if anyone were to speak badly of you, no one would believe it.

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We can throw the past away now we don't need it anymore. One day at a time.

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So um... how many boyfriends do you actually have?

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You lay here with me asking what's wrong. Asking so sweet and innocently as if you think I'm not catching on.

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Toby, Jason and Ezra... gimme some of that. #PLL

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Little kids have no respect anymore. A proper beating once in a while should be mandatory.

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#NowPlaying The Horrible Mess That is My Life... actually that's a never-ending show.

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Men and mascara always run.

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If you don't love yourself, you'll always be chasing people who don't love you either.

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I guess I will just watch Pretty Little Liars all night and eat because I have major PMS and no friends.

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@CountrySweet12 Happy birthday, darling!

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If it's 2 in the morning and you're feeling lonely and wondering what I'm doing. Go ahead and call me.

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Having deep conversations with your siblings. ♡ Family is all you got.