Monte Bell 🎯

Professional Daydreamer

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Me anytime someone calls me handsome

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“Is Sarah’s comment toward Ben considered workplace harassment?”
A)Yes B)No
Me:

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My son: “What were the 1900’s like?”

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How her kid’sCapri Suns see me at 2:30am

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“Watch your little brother while I’m gone”

Me watching my little brother:

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Pulling my money out of my 401k since I won’t be needing it in WW3

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Over here trying to fit in with people when I’m a god. That’s my f**king problem.

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I’m him, and I ain’t the one at the same time. Don’t get them confused.

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I got Cowboy Carter tickets down here:

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@daniyeeelle Fr

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How 70% of Mother’s Day ended today.

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Royal Kingdom must be cutting a BIG check

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Waiting for game 3

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All those “calm down” “relax” and “Ok take it easy” @MollyQerim been throwing at @stephenasmith and Knicks fans every time he expresses excitement about the Knicks. I think an apology is order @FirstTake #orangeandblueskies

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“Girl, why this man pulled up with a baby-seat in the back, talkin bout can we go to my place, his brother using his”

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Harden must’ve got a text from bottle service that his table was ready @NBAonTNT

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Ryan
&
Spike
&
Jordan
&
John

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Brunson: Sir, we have an exit row seat available. Would you like to be moved there?

Thompson: Yes, please.

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Russell Westbrook is literally a MarioKart item box

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@SimplyLucyLu Nah that’s wild 😂