Monte R. Anderson

My books are found on Smashwords and Amazon.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

8/13 Wisdom from an Old Man; - “I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.” - Steven Wright

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

8/11 Wisdom from an Old Man; - “Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.” - Steven Wright

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

7/17 Wisdom from an Old Man; I’m rapidly reaching the point where my expiration date is sooner than much of the food I buy.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

7/15 Wisdom from an Old Man; Maybe we need to return to a time when certain individuals were determined to be idiots, and the whole village knew it and looked after them.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

7/14 Wisdom from an Old Man; “Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.” - Steven Wright

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

7/12 Wisdom from an Old Man; "I'm going to be talking about food, being fat, and being over 50 - all the 'F' words." - Louie Anderson

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

7/11 Wisdom from an Old Man; "I can't stay long; I'm in between meals." - Louie Anderson

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

7/4 Wisdom from an Old Man; Remember veterans and service members on Independence Day, “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It.” and every other day.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

7/2 Wisdom from an Old Man; What’s the best way to remove whiteout from a computer monitor? Asking for a friend.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

7/1 Wisdom from an Old Man; “Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.” - Steven Wright

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/27 Wisdom from an Old Man; I tried painting upside down like that guy on TV. I passed out after 5 minutes and the house looked like hell.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/26 Wisdom from an Old Man; Too many people subscribe to the philosophy that if you can’t say something wise, say something stupid rather than say nothing at all.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/25 Wisdom from an Old Man; Now that I’m almost 79, I notice there’s a lot less peer pressure.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/24 Wisdom from an Old Man; I’m confused when people tell me they’re speechless, but they keep talking. Shouldn’t they be using sign language or texting? WTF?

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/23 Wisdom from an Old Man; When you have arthritis, some days you walk hardily and other days you hardly walk.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/22 Wisdom from an Old Man; “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”- Steven Wright

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/19 Wisdom from an Old Man; I set a goal of writing 500 words per day. Now on the start of the third day, I’m only 1000 words behind.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/18 Wisdom from an Old Man; Friends are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/17 Wisdom from an Old Man; A woman I know asked if we could be friends with benefits, so I offered her a dental plan. I’m still waiting to hear back from her.

[Monte R. Anderson @MonteRAnderson]

6/15 Wisdom from an Old Man; Happy Fathers’ Day AND happy Juneteenth.